Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?

Мы не курим травку, йоу.

is Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly.

ЈUЅТӏСЕ: Маn, уоu'rе ѕuсһ а bіtсһ!

Oh, sweet irony!

Yo, youse guys wanna hear something fucKed up...

I was gonna go to work

Ew dude, you were really gonna suck my dick

Cajun fries are the bomb At Five Guys, yo!

Let's get you guys on your feet. Come on.

up my brown eye and bam!

How come we ain't gettin' no rides?

SlNGER: I don't care ifit rains or freezes

Did you say no problem?

Тһе С·L·ӏ·Т'ѕ rеаӏ аӏӏ rіgһt.

[Both whistling]

Kaboom, you little stoner fucks.

Crack? Want some crack?

One--we're walkin', talkin' bad-girl cliches!

My friends and I are on a road trip.

Maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out...

a little bit more specific than that.

that hot new terrorists Jay and Silent Bob...

far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass.

Don't never say an unkind word about the house

to make up for all the shit...

All right, once we get upstairs...

What the fuck is the internet?

How about a little Bitch, My Man Ain't Your Baby's Daddy?

Oh, wait a minute

My friends in the Bureau...

Shit, yeah. We gots to get paid.

I don't want no mouthful ofmonkey spit...

What's up with Pacey stealing Joey away from you?

you'd know that it's the top story this month.

Well, I'm all the way live L.A.

ln this chilling clip, they make it very clear...

50 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

Mary Click's Ad campaign for Swift

'Cause I'm high

You're just no longer that good...Will Hunting.

That's a nice name.

Yo, she called you retarded.

JA Y: This little monkey...

sad, pathetic little bastards...

Dance, pie-fucker!

not everyone in the industry is a homosexual.

George we'll just taser Marley and throw her into the shark tank at SeaWorld George we'll just chop Marley up and electroucute her

Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek!

Let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner...

Yo Baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in a overcoat

You're a true artist, Gus.

Wait a sec. What money?

is weed and dick and fart jokes?

Oh, it's for the best cause, ma cherie--the cause of love.

that is one fine-looking boy you are raising.

Shut the fuck up

before they ruin our good names.

What? The market research says people love monkeys.

Me and Justice are gonna get married one day...

a bunch of uppity homosexuals shooting their mouths off...

could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape...

it’s the female orgasm-- that's the myth.

you're raising there.

A tape of the terrorists who claim responsibility...

You don`t Know ``Jungle Love``?

Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here?

No pot, huh? What do you use this for?

a guy who calls himself titmouse fan.

No, uh, we kicked those guys' asses bad.

fuck ron desantis fuck him up his stupid ass

Uh-huh. They all made it in, but I failed the exam.

And this is your finger--

What the fuck you waitin’ for, bitch?! Start suckin’!!

Boys, we know you're in there.

I am the Clam commander

Sweet nun my gift of power Tiney nun my gift of soung

Billy zane, you da bomb in the phantom, yo!

Drinkin` beers, beers, beers

and this is our adopted love child.

Motherfucker, man.

FUCKING CLOWN SHOES

Now we can finally solve the mystery...

And at the same time, find my ex-girlfriend...

MultiSeries and Sago Mini Apps Really

used to pay you likeness rights for the comic book?

Dude, I think I just filled the cup.

You know where Miramax is at?

La da da da da da da

Fack, fack, fack da police

Don't stop until these little young Hollywood fucks...

by putting this kind of pressure on the C.L.l.T.?

[Police radio squawking]

ѕtіmuӏаtіоn оf tһе С·L·ӏ·Т іѕ nоt rесоmmеndеd.

quote--fucking clown shoes, and if they were real...

I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature.

so people stop callin' us names on the lnternet...

lt's a difficult situation.

their dirty little hands on.

Holy shit you’re the Dawson

Go to the next one

into doing this shit in the first place.

When’s gonna be my time?!

about characters whose central preoccupation...

Steal a monkey? Shit, no problem.

-A little Venus Flytrap? -l'll counter with Dragon Queen.

I can't take all of this fighting!

Sheep are beautiful creatures.

20 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

JA Y: Mmm, mmm.

FRED: What do we do with them now?

I was gonna make love to you

If I go to prison, will you wait for me?

Yo baby you ever have your asshole licked By a fat man in an overcoat?

The lnternet has given everyone in America a voice...

So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck?

you were legally obliged to secure our permission...

-[Beeping] -Ha ha.

I came up with it before PBS.

For example, we got a guy here...

Five hours and not a single ride.

MAN: Excuse me.

about stopping this bile.

It's just not that good...Will Hunting

lt was just between recess and lunch.

Die, you super monkey fuck! Aah!

All right, here, check this one out.

Look, I'm sorry I dragged you away...

And I'm stealin' it.

50 Cents little man Put that change in my hand

Who's it gonna be, Jussy, him or us?

[Police radio squawking]

I’m the pig farmer!

What, am I producing an A&E biography about them?

I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat

Me and Silent Bob modeled our wHole fucking lives...

Or House Party 3.

from the lab last night is taken by these men--

man, I'd have been stealin' monkeys...

'Cause I'm high

WlLLENHOLLY: Wow!

WlLLENHOLLY: Shit! Shit! Shit!

'Cause I wasn't with a hooker today. Ha ha!

Fuck beans! That was them, wasn't it?

Now Who's Stupid, You Dirty Couch Fucker!

Uh, Biggs and Van Der Beek are on the set, Chaka.

I'm takin' it back for the black man...

Plaschke, Willenholly.

lt'll take more than a doctor

I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody.

OH, nice parenting.

Yeah, 'cause I got high

Well...that was just another paean to male adolescence...

One rectal breach comin' up.

224! You fat fuck...

Who smokes the blunts ? We smoke the blunts !

Yeah, well, in prison, he'll be the exchange.

that they are in control of the C.L.l.T.

we can start lookin' for the monkey.

I mean, you got to grow, man.

That’s who the fuck I am

Wow. Three guys, four girls. What's the count, boys?

$337.51 little man put that shit in my hand

Where are you boys from?

Morris Day and the Time!

Jay, uh, before you go...

You trace. You go around the lines.

I can't believe it. Months of planning...

I'm serious, man

Oh, my God, I'm paralyzed!

They said Jay and Silent Bob. They used our real names.

He Loves The Cock!

Took your characters and turned them...

Missy whipped this up. lt counts our decibel level.

Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.

Suck it in! Think thin! Think thin!

Right between the sound machine

Үоur С·L·ӏ·Т dоеѕn't ѕtаnd а сһаnсе.

Now, the two men that you saw in the video...

Maybe they experiment on 'em by making 'em...

If that money doesn’t show Then you owe me, owe me, owe

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay.