Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

identified in literature that accompanied the tape...
What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob?
La da da da da da
Where the fuck did they come from?
Chaka! Call off Dawson, will you?
DAPHNE: And I don't think...
-Mat mat mat -Lip la
Look at this. A gay hood ornament...
[Chuckles]
Who smokes the blunts, we smoke the blunts
then get back on the road...
JASON: You see, man?
or Bill and Ted.
Tell you what-- we'll settle this monetarily.
Yo, fuck you You fucking square!
Why don't you do that? I'll be right here waitin'.
BRODlE: Well, after X-Men hit at the box office...
Hell Yea, Bitch
Aw, man, it's a small world!
As sure as I am that you're the hottest bitch I ever seen.
-Tell 'em, Steve-Dave. -Would you stop saying that?
What kind of deal?
Well in prison, his ass will be the shares.
If I was you, I would've been like...
and get yo' mother-fuckin' movie check...
Why, man?
Miramax optioned Bluntman and Chronic.
Shut up, Justice. She's just a little embarrassed.
Yeah.
Damn, this must've set 'em back a couple hundred bucks.
for the break-in.
شكلي لما لما شكلي
but that's not their son. That's the ape.
so that he can see the poopin' stink nuggets.
He loves the KACK
Me when Hoops and Yoyo is getting popular
and you know what they do to you in jail.
Vi åker ner till stationen.
ls Hollywood near where we're going?
Gooning gooning gooning
Yo, she called you beautiful.
Fuck him up his stupid ass(es)
How about this deal?
Do they have you held hostage?
I think Ryan carrick gonna sue somebody
JUSTlCE: Oh. Let's see.
Say it, don't spray it.
We ain’t gay
I gotta be the craftiest motherfucker alive.
if it isn't the wildlife expert.
Word, B. Phantoms' Like A MF
[Cracks neck] Ahem. All right.
[All laugh]
'Bluntman and Chronic' is the worst comic I ever read.
U r the ball lickers
I'm singing this whole thing wrong
The one at the Unitarian church last week...
that you two would be entitled to in the process.
JUSTlCE: Man, you're such a bitch!
Noice, noice, noice
'Cause I'm gonna blast that flick on the lnternet tonight.
that movie's going to make some huge bank.
Out there by that van.
Aaah!
Ooh ooh
Eight days.
l'll give you two-thirds of what I make.
scene 1 6, take 5.
Oh, what a lovely tea party.
Fuck.
I wanna touch your penis
and this is my hetero life mate Silent Bob.
So, what brings you two dirt merchants...
Shannen, usually I say cut.
written by God herself...
La da da da da da da
Well, if we were gay, that`s the way l`d see it.
What, you don`t believe me? Let me show you.
Don`t never say an unKind word about the Time.
Anyplace it goes is right, Goes far
Yo baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat guy in a Jeff cap
Good Lord.
Why, man?
Applesauce, bitch.
every white knight ever in SC
We haven't seen a fucking dime for no movie.
ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS ARE GONNA PAY YOU ARE THE ONES THAT ARE THE BALL LICKERS
My bad.
Salvando Planeta Palabra: Fulanito, y Detal
Downpour Devs: Jesus, PCVR, Isaid i'm busy.Busy
What's up with Pacey stealing Joey from Dawson?
Your C.L.l.T. doesn't stand a chance.
Oh, my goodness
Yeah, I frosted my hair, but it looks good.
We came to Hollywood, I fell in love.
If you say cowboy hat one more time you’ll be in time out Cow, boy, hat
eh keep on truckin
Of course.
I am going to do something about these two stoner fucks...
standing in front of a fucking store, rigHt?
featuring the greatest band in the world!
Ha ha!
I don't know.
Smokin` weed, smokin` wizz
JA Y: The ø said if we go within a hundred feet...
Whoa!
The Provasik animal-testing facility in Boulder...
She has a nice voice, too.
[Gunshot on computer]
[Horn buzzing]
BOY: Holy shit, dude.
Are you fuckin' crazy? Now, they may be gay...
Look, man, she doesn't wanna go back to the lab.
WHEN YOU LET IT OUT TOO SOON OOOOH CRAP
BEN: Gus?
are out of commission. Ready? Break.
who was killed in a car explosion's monkey.
Yeah. Thank God you picked us up.
WlLLENHOLLY: All right, gang.
Rollin` blunts and smokin`--
JASON: Fuck you and your Dawson's crap.
And then all you motherfucks are next.
Don’t never say an unkind word about Friends!
for likeness rights...
Say, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?
you are in breach of the original contract.
What, you don't believe me? Let me show you.
When Lord when? When's gon be my time!?!!
.
All we gotta do is figure out how to get closer to 'em.
Now drop tHe kid and peddle your wares...
There ain't no snacks here, man.
That's Banky's deal. He owns the property now.
lt's nice to meet you.
Well, if we were gay, that's the way I'd see it.
and he showed us the lnternet. And that's where we found...
[Sighs]
cat face!
because no one knows we're real in real life.
Let's rock.
Three days to stop that fuckin' stupid movie...
That's what you get for falling in love
Echo Base, l've got a 1 0-07...
jesus, wwe universe, i said i'm busy
Zoinks, yo.
[Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh]
Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a ruler...
You see, kids, if you read Wizard...
I’m the chucklehead?
You all right, Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck?
Then sometimes you gotta go back to the well.
Yo, man, did you really get to third base...
Because I got high
Тһе С·L·ӏ·Т іѕ nоt rеаӏ.
[Music playing]
WlLENHOLLY: What are you talking about?
We keep our eye on the prize and let nothing...
bong!
Where are the stars of this piece of shit?
Well, that's good to hear.
Your friends, huh? Where they at?
I thought you blew up, Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck.
Why wouldn't Miramax option his other comic instead...
Don't make us go back to our liberal city home...
Well, we'll wait out here till you clean up.
Look at all these crackers.
. .
with the chick magnet net handle Wompa One...
I was gonna pull right over and stop
GUARD: Get 'em!
Yeah, sis, but it was better than Mallrats.
Just the motherfucker we came to see!
Roll another blunt