Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where do you think you're going?
You actually watch that show?
Yo, I hope one rips off the other one's shirt...
you haven't even heard about yet.
Raul Raul
Make it fast and sexy
think the real Jay and Silent Bob...
The sign on the back of the car...
Make it fast...and sexy.
How many people want to kick some ass
signed by a Jay and Silent Bob.
-[Door chimes] -Thank you.
No little perv bullshit's gonna work for this one.
That shit was so gay-- fucKing eighties style.
and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts...
They looovveeee the cock
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek, I just wanted to say hi. I'm--
ln these outfits, we're totally incognito.
in imagining this flick may be the worst idea...
youcut God damn youse all to hell!
Now here to help us explain this footage...
because she's gonna be one dead bitch.
On a cloud ofsight I drift in the night
Oh, Sweet Irony!
Holy shit you’re the Dawson!
primate rescue syndicate calling themselves...
I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, OK?
[Mooby the Golden Calf plays indistinctly]
Me an hour into the Transformers movie
Uh, you guys want anything from inside?
Uh, the Liberate Apes Before lmprisoning Apes movement?
Only on the outside.
Fucking stupid bitch!
and sent him packing, so it's smooth sailing.
your posts just don't matter... most
Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us! He said he’d fuck a blue alien!
50 Bucks Little Man…
I think I want to drive it
youcut so that he can see the fucking stink nuggets.
Yeah
Well, I'm goin' first.
I taught you all your moves myself.
-Half? -Half's not good enough? Fine.
And I was, like, What's up?
[Guitar crunches musically]
[Tires screech]
All rigHt, don't you fucking move, you little sHit macHine.
Fi-cti-on-al Ch-ar-ect-ers
Leave them out here liKe that and see what happens.
Bitch.
Put that shit in my hand
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
and handed down to the greatest band in the world--
Aren't you gonna direct us?
This`ll Keep the sun out of your eyes.
No more hairy-bush nuns, no more dogs.
So get away, OK
A-are you guys all right?
Please accept my apologies...
[Pbbt]
mothermotherfuckmothermotherfuckfuck
Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back?
Look, no one's gonna get blown--
What are we waiting for? Action!
Well, you can't exclude an animal...
He loves the cock.
when said property was optioned by Miramax Films...
that they're hitchhiking girls, either.
THis'll keep tHe sun out of your eyes.
[Chuckles] Meow.
Worth a shot.
Teresa's response when I asked Rabia if she had her knife!
[Honking]
Fuck! When Lord? When? When will this parasite leave?
Look at this morose motherf***er right here
Yeah?
Well...
Orangutan's a member of the great ape family.
If I was you, I would've drowned-ed his ass...
Um, no, Holden McNeil.
That'll give you plenty of time to work on him.
im a smooth pimp who loves the pussy
Oh, that does it.
from in the heart of Utah.
[Inhales] Thought so.
I coulda cheated, and I coulda passed
Come on, let's get something to eat.
WHat tHe Hell?
You remembered!
Yo, yo, fack da police
A B
There are JSON files?
Shit, I said you love the cock.
Fuck beans! Traffics gonna suck.
8th grade!!!!!!!
Jesus, Ben , I said I’m Busy... Busy
Don't just point like...
ME When i think about fantasy football
Ooh. What's a trouser snake?
You wouldn’t last a day on the creek.
Be Don Juan de la Nooch.
Say what, say what
BRENT: Hey, Mr. Science Guy
merge, merge merge the pr
Miramax is starting production this Friday...
[Banging on door]
When some dickhead is chucking gear in the Fly water
They're talking about fictional characters.
about dealing in front of the store?
Jesus.
lt's really a fucking drag.
JA Y: Get offmy Kool-Aid, motherfucker!
Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
and get back to you.
Come on, you guys. it's over.
They're Fucking Clownshoes
You know what they make you do in County?
Yo DJT
All right, enough of this small talk.
That's pretty funny.
MR. VAN-DE-BEEK
Screaming about Undertaker at the top of their lungs.
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
[Ruff ruff ruff]
Fuck, fuck, fuck
Fuck them up their stupid asses
Wait a second. We'll be right back.
you live by the Book, too?
You mind if I leave that... there?
Just fuckin' say it already!
from whatever gay serial killers...
[Screaming]
Uh, Brent, can I talk to you over here for a second?
HlTCHHlKER: 'Cause you're doing it all wrong.
We can find
Time to shine. Let's go.
Ain't that about a bitch?
Girl, I'd love to show you
But--
Oh, what, this?
[Cheering]
And she's like, Oh, l've read on the lnternet...
GUARD: Fuck!
Dude, I think I just filled the cup
Oh, Hollywood, huh? That's a long ways away.
Look at me! I’m the pig farmer!
They’re fucking Clown shoes.
lt's like I don't care about nothin', man
lfl was you guys, I would find Holden McNeil...
Yeah, see? [Mutters]
Skins?
On Moviepoopshoot.com...
Hyah!
Together.
with tales of prejudice and bigotry...
I'm a little dangerous
fuckin' smokin'.
lt's hunting season
-What, you're the director now? -Hey, shove it, Bounce boy.
I'm the brains, Chrissy's the brawn...
And all the weed I be smokin' is farmer's hay
I stick those little pieces of paper...
[Cow moos]
Ooh, I wanna suck youse guys' dicks off...
l thought the fat one didn`t really talK that much.
-Yeah, but-- -Why are you such a homophobe?
God, I can't believe what a pushover you are.
And the only thing I do recognize right now...
Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick?
Can you do it?
You know, Lunch Box, she could be the one.
And on that note, we cue the music.
NUN: Of course. So...
Oh, shit! What up?
and all I can hear is those two...
See, Wood says--
Blowin turds blowin turds
Heh. Remind me to renew that restraining order.
Look at him
OFFlCER: Să mergem. Să mergem.
You gotta go from the heart, yo.
But then I got high