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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
-SHOP OWNER: And stay out. -Okay, name your price!
Boy, someone's impulsive and snippety.
But my baby really killed it.
Late night, Miss Proud?
"blocking your phone,
What happened to Dijonay?
-(CROWD LAUGHING) -TRUDY: Base!
(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)
There were no Black Founding Fathers.
I'll let you go back after you pay off your debt.
Oh, yes! It's me again! Yes! (LAUGHS)
-No! -(EXCLAIMS)
-Wave! -(CROWD MURMURING)
(ENGINE WHIRRING)
(ROARS)
Okay, this is the party floor. We call it the zoo, girl.
All right. Do you want Ivy League? Ooh!
Wait. Is that Roker?
This is just what I thought college was going to be like.
(TIRES SCREECH)
The Big O, baby.
Our tuition is supposed to be for our education, not subjugation.
Better than you.
Why? Because I will flunk two-thirds of you,
Ooh, I can't wait to go to college! Get away from these people!
-(SQUEALING) We won! We won! We won! -(LAUGHING)
Coolest on the campus by empirical data
(SINGING) I sold out, I'm not a sell-out
Uh-uh. Here is a tip, Roker.
If you brought the books back unused like Dijonay,
Proud family
Wha... I gotta get out of here.
Then he spent what he had Before I even begun
(ALL CHEERING)
Plus, ain't nobody here who can do my hair and nails.
Time's up, Penny. Now go to bed!
and submit by semester's end. Any questions?
-(STOMACH RUMBLES) -(BELCHES)
Just do it, Roker!
I'll tell you what. Since I like you so much,
Oh, snap! I sound grown. (LAUGHS)
WOMAN: Excuse me.
(SNORING)
Ooh, I can't stand him!