Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Friday, we meet the baby-proofer at the apartment.

Then I returned some e-mails.

I think I've heard this before. What are they?

feeling like you've lived the same moments a thousand times.

...twenty-nine cents.

Know this, 90 percent of all childbirths are accompanied by an accidental dookie.

And what better way to get started than with my new 18-wheeler scooter horn?

The bigger you get, the tinier I'll look.

There's nothing better in this world

"I realized that that tactic would never work,"

For the love of God, are you a real doctor

a cure for cancer, teaching dogs to talk,

Fine, but you better not enjoy it.

and come out the other side the same mean-spirited jerk.

I wouldn't be mad if that was the first time.

and only you could go through all that stuff you did

Reason 1, Episode 15

Today, Dr. Cox was returning back to work

Reason 3, Episode 15

Had to be done. The man looked preposterous in aviators.

Elliot, save it. He's gone.

as I'd be sent straight to hell, which, I imagine is a lot like Acapulco,

only there'd be fewer Latin men trying to sell me Chiclets on the beach.

Barbie, there you are. Thank God.

Oh, don't you worry about that.

...a 1972 dime with a Roosevelt imperfection, today worth exactly...

How about we just agree that we're never gonna be that close?

to most likely get some of his own blood back,