Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

on the road to Nha Trang. You know what I'm talking about.
Me: Waiting for an appp
She's say no. That's what walking away from you means.
Oh, I got your pansy-ass in a sling now, Cronauer.
- Where are you from? - I'm from, uh, Cleveland, man.
My whole life passed before my eyes, and it wasn't even interesting to me.
Remember, the people who brought you Korea.
A friend?
Excuse me, sir.
Didn't know they had balls.
Well, then I guess that would make you an Eydie Gorme.
Didn't we meet last year at the Peninsula Club? No.
[SPEAKS IN VIETNAMESE]
Fine.
If something's really nice, you say it's groovy.
He's a fashion consultant for the Army.
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- Look, we gotta talk now. - Not now, man, come on.
Or I may just stay here and listen to old Pat Boone records.
1st ever vietnam movie I saw Tour of Duty
LEVITAN [ON RADIO]: So take your liberties,
What the hell was that? Crappy weather, shitty weather?
DREIWITZ: - Coming up at the top of the hour.
We're here to help this country!
Hey, that was the great exciting sound of Petula Clark.
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[AS FRENCHY] Well, uh, I love a good polka as much as the next man.
and it makes me a little nervous.
and what fun would that be?
Sir, these letters are unequivocal.
[IN UNISON] Hi.
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
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[IN NORMAL VOICE] Frenchy, let me ask you,
I'm tired of people telling me what I can't say.
MP: Okay.
goooood morning melee!
Minh!
Goooooood Morning Spastic Slaaaaaags
Bumpis rash You bitch
I don't recommend that you tangle with me on this one.
I think this fall, the discerning GI is gonna be wearing green in the jungle.
No, I like you because you're honest. Because you're shorter than I am.
[AS ED SULLIVAN] Here she is, Diana Ross and the Suprawns.
He's a little goofy, but he's okay.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ And I think to myself ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ And I think to myself ♪
Well, Why don't you try it out. Look at this, look at that.
we're going in circles. Stick with me, I don't wanna go around again.
You goin' straight to hell for that one
What you do is important to a lot of people.
It's all yours, you got it.
Heh, heh. You know, it's like wearing stripes and plaid.
You be the judge, our lines are open.
- Thank you, Jimmy. - Right.
I'm just so full of semen. I haven't gotten laid yet.
because it gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.
Come on, sir. I n a couple of weeks, this'll be easy for you.
I'm gonna phone it in, okay? Enough bullshit. I'm out of here. See you.
Good morning vietnam
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No, and it doesn't look good, Jimmy.
We can get Tony Bennett or Trini Lopez.
GARLICK: Adrian Cronauer.
and play those tapes on the radio?
It's not a very pretty picture. There's horns everywhere.
This will not look good on a résumé!
Sorry.
DICKERSON: Welcome back.
Good morning, Vietnam.
I'll do fine. Comedy is what you make it.
I deserve to be notified of any changes that are made.
What does three up and three down mean to you airman?
He's the first man in the history of Armed Forces Radio to get fan mail.
I'm real good at stuff like that.
[SLOWLY] I'm here to make sure you don't say anything controversial.
Three, four.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ They'll learn much more ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ They'll learn much more ♪
Yeah.
is your Armed Forces Radio Saigon assistant
Nixon's press conference.
You'll feel like George Wallace campaigning in Harlem:
Cronauer, I'm sorry as hell about this thing.
and your selections will be mailed to you.
[BICYCLE HORN HONKS]
- I get it. CRONAUER: Mm-hm.
Where's this man's paperwork?
just moments before the whole place blew up?
Don't get me wrong, he seems like a nice guy,
Excuse me, girls. Hello, hello.
Um, Airman Cronauer, sir.
This man lose one son from blasting American mine.
unofficially destroying Jimmy Wah's Café.
and Airman Adrian Cronauer is going home today.
[SPEAKS IN VIETNAMESE]
DICKERSON: Wanna interview some Gls in the field, sir,
TUAN: It okay! You can come out now!
We tried, but their agent says they're still on the beach
My mother is dead.
Eddie is the devil!
But regardless of what you read, airman,
SOLDIER: Yes, sir.
- Oh, let me go back to bed. - You gotta get up, sir.
His father and brother was killed by French long ago.
gets into and out of VC-held territory?
It involves Cronauer, which makes me suspicious immediately.
Nine, eight, seven, six...
Because we not human to them.
We're moving on right now.
[AS GLINDA] Oh, look, you've landed in Saigon.
We interrupt to bring you an emergency selection
the officer of oral, the Westmoreland of wit,
- I'm reading this. - No, I can't let you do that.
We Put In Just A Touch Of Formaldehyde For Flavour.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ And I think to myself ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ And I think to myself ♪
I mean, I know funny, and I don't think you're it.
Mr. Nixon, while you've been in Vietnam, it's rumoured that you smoked marijuana.
You're a very sick man. You know that, don't you?
I expect every minute of the VP's PC
Red leather, yellow leather, red leather.
Come on, let me buy you a couple of beers. How about it?
still sweating it out in the fields.
Like hunting with Ray Charles.
You guys, be careful. What's your name?
That's right, I'm history. I'm out of here. I got the lucky ticket home, baby.
Every GI in this country is glued to his radio twice a day
[SINGING IN DEEP VOICE] Oh-he-oh
You would need very specific family-sanctioned introductions
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ I hear babies cry ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ I hear babies cry ♪
[AS NIXON] I tell you this. [NORMAL] Now, listen.
Hey, this has been Fiction and Fact from Marty Lee's almanac.
You're so good person, and I could not with you.
- It's already started. - I understand.
I was thinking of something else.
You say it ridiculous.
It's a privilege to take comedy notes from a man of your stature.