Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The men want him back. I want him back.
What do you say to her? What would you say?
Jesus, that guy's as boring as whale shit.
You're getting pissed off. What would you do?
Arf! Easy, girl, easy.
Try it.
Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather...
No, no, you see, you step in shit, you can be full of crap.
Buenos dias tropa!
G2, Corporal Tiser, sir.
[MIMICS ENGINE]
We're bringing in thousands of troops every month.
GARLICK: We got one call from some guy in Wichita
Goddamn it.
I understand you're pretty funny as a deejay.
- Give it to me, Edward. - This is Eddie Garlick, com...
KIRK: A form of humour, sir. LEVITAN: Hackensack.
I've been all around the world, seen a lot of places and a lot of people.
You phoney, like American and French before you.
What's the weather like out there? [SOLDIER] It's hot, damn hot, real hot.
My village not too far from here. You could come there for resting.
Da Nang me, Da Nang me Why don't they get a rope and hang me?
We are so different.
I want your bags packed and ready to go tomorrow afternoon.
Good Morning, Savage joe’s
TUAN: You naive man, Cronauer. You take a stupid side.
MAN 4: Hey, sarge, where are the women?
You got me there, Wilk, because... I'm sorry, we have no budget, you see.
NIXON [ON TAPE]: And that this war will be won.
Route 1 A, sir, is the only route to An Loc, sir.
- Donum. SOLDIER 14: Jay Snyder.
This is incredible. Oh, my God. They're quick, they're fast and small.
Second...
TAYLOR: Lieutenant, we get hundreds,
Gook Gook
I don't know what's gonna happen, man. I don't know.
GOID!
I never thought I'd find women attractive again.
I mean, I don't know. It's the Irish boy.
- What's going on here? - Sir, will you listen to me?
CRONAUER: Thank you for that concise political commentary,
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the new voice of Saigon,
Oh, no, man, listen. Let me just feed my face.
- No, I don't know. - Bullshit!
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Of people going by ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Of people going by ♪
- Yeah, go, run, Minh! Run! - Come on, come on, give me the ball.
Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny.
SERGEANT: Who brought in the gook?
GOOOOOOD MORNING XOC
Oh, she slips, she spills it on your brand-new gabardine pants
No, and it doesn't look good, Jimmy
[YELLS] Good morning, Vietnam.
I'm waiting to die
- All right! Yeah! Yeah! - Ladies and gentlemen!
THE ROCK LIKES A BIG ROOM, SIR
This is Eddie Garlick coming to you live from AFRS, Armed Forces Radio Saigon.
What are you doing here?
Hey lady I will reach Mel Street will vomit
That's right, Pope-on-a-Rope.
Eat.
DREIWITZ [ON RADIO]: All-star rookie Pete Rose's three hits...
What do you think you're doing?
He likes to say PC instead of press conference.
Gooooooooooooooooooood morning taskforce!
I can't even make fun of Richard Nixon.
NIXON [ON RADIO]: It is unexciting sometimes.
Left, left, left, right, left.
Look out, I'm singing, everybody. I'm singing.
Not wild stuff.
CRONAUER: What are they doing? - Oh, they're Buddhists.
who swore that he could get him naked photographs of the actor.
please be polite and to the point at all times.
- This stuff is burning the hair off my feet. - Hot?
CRONAUER: Oh, Edward, I'm in love. Think she likes seafood?
Dreiwitz, I've assigned you to cover the PC.
So close, yet consistently so far from haiku staggers the imagination
[ALL AS HAUK] And if you do...
[SLOWLY] Well, once, yes, on myself. And it had no...
Here's the weather. We're gonna go to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt.
MAN: Groovy. - Yes.
No, I don't think that Cronauer is going to be back in the air, sir.
- Call me in five minutes. - No, we have to get up right now.
Also, tea would fall into that category.
I want to tell you something.
I don't know what to say. We're gonna maybe drop in a little napalm
Goooood Mooorrrrniiing Les Terres de l'Ouest
That's not the fucking point!
You have a problem with that, young man?
NIXON [ON RADIO]: The United States has no right to give.
I have to leave the country because of my association with him.
Week 11
as all duffels look alike.
There's not too many high-ranking officers
Edward, I tried to tell the truth and they kicked me off the air.
American personnel can check out a book
This is a GI bar. We don't like gooks. We don't want him here.
Things just jump out at you.
I'm O... O... O... O'Malley. He's good... Oh, he's good.
Listen, it's an actual event. Where do you think this came from?
Flip them the bird.
SOLDIER 9: Yeah. SOLDIER 10: Stones.
Didn't you hear? I cannot find you unless you talk to me.
CRONAUER: Either of our names Earl? - He calls everybody Earl.
an incredilbe thing yes, it's the new femboy pope-on-a-rope
You take care.
Listen, jerk off, we're here fighting for your country.
We're gonna play some music for you right now. Here we go.
You're gonna leave the fucking thing. Leave everything fucking hanging.
Well, I was... It just comes up, I was just trying to be funny.
God only knows what they'd say, sir.
NIXON: - Territory to the Communists.
What's one-thirteenth of a dollar among friends? Come on.
You talk, I think, very much.
She's still married after six months. Way to go, Liz, hey.
You don't know whether you're fucked, powder-burned or snake-bit.
Weather for Plant City today is hot and shitty
Hey, listen, I know there's no way.
You will sick if you drink some more. Come on.
Sorry, sir. I haven't been to sleep.
Thanks for setting me straight.
Again, we've got our friend from military intelligence.
Oh, you think this is a joke?
I go out with girls who talk so much you can hook them up to a wind turbine
This is a tempest in a teacup. Much ado about nothing.
Natty Boh beer, best beer in Baltimore. Natty Boh beer, only beer in Baltimore.
Don't go near there. Get away from the river, stay away.
An Loc. His pass say An Loc.
Listen, Sparky,
- Gentlemen. - What are you doing, Ed?
a South Vietnamese boy with you and Garlick.
with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon.
- What about bananas? - No.
Nobody's arguing that with you.
with whether you play polkas or don't play polkas.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ And I think to myself ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ And I think to myself ♪