Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know anything about this?
Can we please not get into this right now? You're in the middle of a show.
An incredible coincidence, some more songs.
Well, I had you there, babe, but then you lost me at the end.
If it's being done correctly here or abroad, it's probably not being done by the Army.
- Right here, sergeant. - Thank you, sir.
but I'd like to delve into something slightly more personal
Now that I do, you won't turn the car around?
How you doing? You could fly to Guam with those.
- Find anything? - No, I'll have to make something up.
and good evening sounds too depressing.
Sir, the man has got an irreverent tendency.
Gooooooood morning, Communication concepts!
Attention, shoppers. People, people, settle.
[SINGING] Here she comes, Miss Southeast Asia
So fuck it.
- Oh, what happened? - What happened?
It's me, your old pal Frenchy.
You're pissing me off.
He look good to me!
You're wearing your best new suit.
It's a stupid thing to do, isn't it?
It says goodbye to everybody staying behind.
GARLICK: How far you think we've gone?
I would, however, love to buy you lunch, maybe look at a family album.
How's it going up there? Adrian, it's not going exactly well.
Big fucking deal.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Frenchy... You know, I really shouldn't kid Frenchy,
Sugar and spice. Ha, ha.
GARLICK: I'll work on that, sir.
Thanks.
[AS LYNDON JOHNSON] Linda Dog would be too cruel.
Freddie and the Dreamers.
That should be personnel missing luggage.
[YELLS] Good morning, Vietnam.
SERGEANT: Move out. Go.
[SCREAMS]
God, is it hot.
You better not even come within range of anything that happens,
I’m waiting to DIE!
I've wanted girls like that, but I've had trouble as a young child.
You look a lot like Hawaii.
Weather = current situatiin With continued hot and shitty in the afternoon
He's currently wanted by the South Vietnamese police
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Oh, get out of here. Watch out.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Thank you. Is it true that you've actually...?
HAUK: Sir, if it is my programming choices, I can change.
The Vietnam conflict?
Tuan?
Yeah, me too.
I have over 15 years command experience in this Army.
- We must to ask the people. - Hey, it's no problem.
Okay, which one of you guys is throwing his voice?
MAN: Oh, my God!
Gentlemen, what can I say but hi.
Kim Waiting for Robb…
CRONAUER: - A very well-hung Chihuahua.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Oh, Frenchy.
Stevie Brass on WMSK Radio PREPARE TO POLKA, KIDDIES!
We've gotten duffel bags filled with information
We're getting a lot of hate mail. Here's one from a financial advisor in Frederick. Craig kimbrel sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls. I have no idea what that means but it sounds very negative to me.
You're forbidden to read anything not checked.
Edward, don't you ever do anything that's not by the book?
THIS WILL NOT LOOK GOOD\nON A RESUME
Let's go whether it's a double or a daiquiri.
Any movement on the Walter Brennan thing?
Earl, oh, you again. No more fighting, okay?
Take you home. Safe now from VC.
- At ease. - Hell, we already are.
Hold on a minute, sir.
Take some chances once in a while, Edward. That's what life's all about.
- When you burn your mouth. - Oh, gosh, yeah.
If it isn't funny, then why did I hear you laughing when you typed it?
It's 0600. What's the O stand for? Oh my God, it's early!
CRONAUER: All right! Thank you.
Nixon, Singapore, Lake Erie. Come on.
Wait...
Yeah.
Get somebody good, The Beach Boys. Don't dick around.
STUDENTS [IN UNISON]: Shit. MAN: Shit.
- General wackiness like that. - Falling down, that's a sight gag.
filling in for my buddy, vacationing Eddie Kirk,
- Are you crazy? - I might...
And you.
Here it is, coming for you now. Quick news flash.
Take the ball, will you? I'll give you money if you take the ball.
This, Cronauer, not a real baseball. It much smaller and harder than this one.
What's the weather like out there? It's hot, damn hot, real hot
Thank you for that constructive criticism.
Anyway, he's the man that you don't want to aggravate.
It says so in the memo.
Right now, yes.
Even encapsulated in two seconds, my life is dull.
If you say that, hey, some people in a car, some gypsies, they cut you off.
CRONAUER: Real homey, in an opium kind of way.
keep the PC on the QT
I n the eight weeks he's been on the air, general,
I also recognise your species of soldier.
shouldn't we keep the PC on the q.t., because if it leaks to the VC,
She's actually going home.
GARLICK: Heh-heh-heh. I like you already, sir.
Heading north.
I'm informing you that you're out of here.
Neko Musume: Linda dawg would be to cruel~ Chikn: ( barks )
[AS WITCH] Oh, I'll get you, my pretty.
Our jeep gets blown off the road and his van won't start.
A conviction on a charge of treason against the United States
Eddie, sometimes you got to go out of your way to get into trouble.
Whats the weather like in Hoedspruit?
[AS LAWRENCE WELK] Thank you for that lovely tune.
- Careful, you could put an eye out. - God, it's warm, huh?
You could put amphetamine freaks to sleep with this shit.
- Can you give me a minute? MP: Oh, okay.
Talking out in the field today.
Okay, for now, suspend him.
They're having a great...
- On anything in particular? - A lot of people went to the mat for you.
Yes, I'm sure that wasn't Walter Cronkite.
HEY EARL! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Nowhere to Run To by Martha and the Vandellas.
Why can't I read this? It's what's going on here now.
- It was a joke, sir. - Yes.
- Sir, you're not funny. Ask around. - Ask me.
- Airman Cronauer? - You got it.
Thank you, lieutenant.
How can some person look like a shit?
Barring any change in the weather,
Sir, sir!
I have arranged for an honourable discharge
CRONAUER: I was wondering if you could do your Mister Ed, because...
Five months in Saigon, my best friend turns out to be a VC.
- The lieutenant loves to abbreviate... - And if you do...
You are not funny.
Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a waggon round up.
[SHOUTS] Anything! Just play it loud, okay?
I just wanna report the truth. It'd be a nice change of pace.
Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather...
or a neutralist sentiment in South Vietnam.
Just cool your tongue, airman,
No, those behinds were designed
What's the difference between the Army & the Cub Scouts? The Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery.
[BICYCLE BELL RINGING]
Let me put it to you this way. He's got this thing for Walter Brennan.
Good God, help me. Work through it.
Da Nang me Da Nang me
Come on, yes.
- How about if what escalated? - The Vietnam conflict.
[LAUGHS]
Musketeers first day back at work
She's beautiful and quick. Speed up, check her stamina.