Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Gooood morning, Grcade!
And which Marx brother would that be, private? Zeppo?
Tuan.
Guess who the hell I got in here.
[NORMAL] Why is that? [EFFEMINATELY] Well, I can't see you.
STUDENTS [IN UNISON]: Pissed me off. MAN: Pissed me off.
[BOTH SPEAK IN VIETNAMESE]
Should've gotten the one with the training wheels, pal.
and they won't be off the sand till November. Ha-ha-ha! Bada-bing!
It's very difficult to find a Vietnamese man named Charlie.
Somewhere over there.
Why? Because it matches with the green, I don't...
Forget it, will you? Listen, I give up.
I don't care about polkas. They're rioting in Hue.
All right!
Forget memos, forget memos. These are pretty women coming.
[KIRK SPEAKING IN DISTINCTLY ON RADIO]
- Garlick, have you put on some weight? - I don't think so, sir.
Hey, hi, can you help me? What's your name?
but I'm gonna turn you over right now to Mr. Warmth, Dan The Tan Levitan.
This is a tempest in a teacup. Much ado about nothing.
There is an operation that...
Larry, Pisces. Thank you very much.
and Ethel Merman jams Russian radar.
I’m waiting to die Brian
- Stay here, sir, I'll talk to the guys, okay? - We don't have time. Taxi.
Sucks the sweat from a dead man’s balls.
- Oh, really? - It look wonderful.
I fought to get you into that bar, and then you blow the fucking place up!
[CROWD CHEERS]
Right, Abersold?
- Funny is good. - Yeah.
Goooood morning, Las Vegas!
It's a greeting. It's like, How are you doing? Slip me some skin.
Good Morning NWI And Cedric Tillman!
Basically, we talk, Hey, man, what's happening?
Why? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
A man with limp, damaged hair, but nevertheless a fireball.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ I see trees of green ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ I see trees of green ♪
The Rock likes a bigroom, sir.
Hey, baby, what's happening? Let's groove.
That's what being a higher rank is all about.
You look like an Oriental leprechaun.
Is that me, or does that sound like an Presley movie?
Good morning, Rhinos!!!
[SOLDIER] Not now. I'm trying to score, back off.
Adrian Cronauer.
I think that I see a pattern forming here.
Oh, no, Bozo, boys and girls.
[MIMICS TELETYPE MACHINE]
Lookin pretty good to me.
Hubert Humphrey visits Capitol Hill. A children's story.
- That's Lieutenant Hauk in there. - Who's the guy with the ears?
CRONAUER: You okay? GARLICK: Yeah.
Sir, you've made the correct choice.
The problems of this country have not one goddamned thing to do
But I can easily play an occasional Gary Lewis record.
I've been trying to tell him that it's no-go, but he won't listen.
Hey. That's Nixon.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪
Wishing to send Christmas cards home to the States
Some people get sick, yeah.
and I don't want it dependent on a disc jockey.
Can we have...? Is there a psychiatrist here?
Come on, this is not the Catskills.
but, boy, do I have a surprise for you.
Tell them, James. Hurt them now. Ha, ha.
Hey hey hear me sing.
Oh, God, help me. This is wonderful.
Check settings
A bar brawl, that's one, Cronauer.
I'm afraid you're gonna be hitting bottom, sir.
Okay, Sherlock, yeah, I bribed my way to meet the girl.
Anyway, there's this guy from the 1 st Battalion, 2nd I nfantry,
- Well, how about that? - Hold on.
Whoo! Thank you. (laugh)
- Bikes, we'll buy bikes. - We won't buy bikes.
Ice Age Songs
- All right. - We love you, Cron.
Turn the place upside down. Real intelligent solution.
maybe thousands of calls and letters each week, fan mail.
Here to get something, leaving when you not get it.
I'm sorry. What're you gonna do about it, asshole?
Yes, sir.
No, sir. The former vice president is a delight, sir.
The fuck you going?
WOMAN: Hi. LEVITAN: What's your name?
Whoa, big dogs. Big dogs landing on my face.
You've been down on everything but the Titanic. Stop it right now.
[SINGING NONSENSE]
Hello, class. My name is Adrian Cronauer.
Special song going out to you right now.
george is over his marriage to faye now isn't he? he is.
You know, Walter Brennan from The Real McCoys, the TV show?
KIRK: It's working. McPHERSON: Oh, yeah, this way, please.
Great week.
[NORMAL] Here's a song coming your way right now.
We can stop with the debate on the great caca right now.
Gooood Morning Napervileeeeee
CRONAUER: Will you cut that out? We're the same rank.
Mike
We are not going to escalate a whole war
A truck's bumper was this far from my nose.
This is AFRS, Radio Saigon, and yours truly, Dan The Man Levitan.
Relax already, crazy American.
Hey.
I've been on the air for four hours. I'm hungry.
Black man's going, It's just for the tip. That's all I need is the tip.
Gooood Morning LARA
I have no idea what that means, sir, but it seems very negative to me.
NOW YOU SAY HI TO ME THEN YOU SMILE
Good morning, See-Ree-AH!!
And we learned a lot from you.
Come on, Wilkie, it's cursing class.
Enemy? What is enemy?
- Well, I'm liking you too. - Thank you.
SOLDIER 8: Yeah. Shit, I can't think of it. - Thank you for playing.
It's 0600. What's the O stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.
Oh, you got it. James, nice, shiny green suit.
MP 1: Get back.
You gotta be careful, Jack. That's some heavy stuff.
[EFFEMINATELY] Adiran, I'm just very happy to be here.
HAUK: We simply need to consider taking him off the air.
Gooooooooooooooood Morning, Kamala!
of the Benny Goodman Orchestra.
after that country's unilateral declaration of independence.
Great job Mercedes The rest of us..
- Thanks a lot. - You have a very important meeting.
What the hell was that?
All right, guys, let's say goodbye to the radio star!
CRONAUER: Merry Christmas. If you believe in Santa...
So send in your postcards to Eddie Kirk, right here.
[SPEAKS IN VIETNAMESE]