Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hi, what's your name? [SHOUTS] Bob Fliber!
You skin will look and feel a whole lot better.
I don't think anybody would see you fall through a radio, sir.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ For me and you ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ For me and you ♪
For crying out loud, man, this isn't brain surgery.
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
Diamond Club Here we come
MI NH: Thank you.
Today, President Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill.
But you are a maniac, and you'd better start changing your life.
Why?
You're a little angry, so you say to her... Minh?
[GASPS]
If anything screws up, it's my ass in the mower.
No, it means groovy. Try that one.
These two were physically abusing a Vietnamese national.
[IT'S ALL RIGHT PLAYING ON RADIO]
Don't get crazy over this, Dick. We're only talking about a damn deejay.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Okay, Frenchy, what would you like to hear?
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Than I'll ever know ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Than I'll ever know ♪
Talk.
I come home in a box.
Oh! You're going straight to hell for that one!
Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP
Finals got me like
swinging Steven Hauk.
In my heart, i know i'm funny
Let's pull her right back down. Let's try it faster, see if that picks it up.
Goooooood morning League-A!!!
[AS FRENCHY] Oh, Lieutenant Steve.
Those men who lost equipment in last week's rains
So every item's checked by these two guys in here.
I want to see him ASAP.
Bella and Edward know they got your car, and they are on the warpath.
What!
STUDENTS: Flip them the bird. - A bird.
There. Whoa, jeez, it almost blew up in my face.
- Thank you. SOLDIER 13: Sean Donum.
If a field radio...
An incredible thing. Yes, it's the new Pope-on-a-Rope.
[DREAM ON LITTLE DREAMER PLAYING ON RADIO]
You know why we ended up in the same place?
I feel like a fox in a chicken coop.
And I'd like to get to know all of you
He came to us because of prostrate problems
CRONAUER: Who will do the Cronauer show?
So what?
They're out there.
It's unbelievable.
- The hunt is on. - What is wrong?
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ The colors of the rainbow ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ The colors of the rainbow ♪
You're not. This is a very different culture.
- It's antics, hysterical-type things. - Hysterical-type things?
[As Gomer Pyle] Oh, you're going to hell for that one.
Please, okay?
Oh you're going straight to hell for that one
Hey!
Glenn jbj
[SIREN WAILING]
Keep going! Keep going!
When it's time to read the news, you just take it off these machines here.
He didn't show up for work today either.
Not without slides.
than a strong cup of cappuccino or an espresso enema.
Dan Levitan. You've probably heard my radio show.
Lost luggage.
She comes up, she spills soup all over you, looks at you like,
- I doubt it. - Ha-ha-ha.
Not when I get into trouble. No, I don't.
We promised our listening audience Nixon highlights by 4 p.m.
It's cool, no big deal. Look.
That's about as good a polka as you'll ever hear.
What are you afraid of? People might find out there's a war?
He maliciously and with purposeful intent read unofficial news.
Good morning, Talia Semaan!
- Shut up. - Okay.
Chaperons.
How easy is it gonna be to get him off the air then?
If you don't understand, you should take my English class.
- Yes, sir. - Sir?
I think he sounds exactly like Mister Ed. You be the judge.
- Soon we play baseball? - When you teaching us softball?
Got an agreement on Guam. Sounds like bird droppings.
Hold on, how big is this thing? Hold on, how big is this?
Good morning, Caribbean!
CRONAUER [ON TAPE]: Well, I didn't make that suggestion, sir.
MAN [ON RADIO]: - Has signed Les Crane to a talk show.
Keep the PC on the QT
Dr. Heimlich Feintush.
They're all named Nyugen or Doh or things like that. It's very difficult for me.
Even saying that means I don't know dick.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Why'd you name your daughter Linda Bird?
Good MORNING MISSION CONTROL!
Two degrees cooler? Me without my muff, God.
LEVITAN: To avoid razor-burn problems,
Let's get down to business here, general. What is going on here?
CRONAUER [ON RADIO]: This is AFVN, rocking you from the Delta to the DMZ.
Put these on and say, There's no place like home.
God, I've gotta be with her, at least till she learns my name.
TAYLOR: We'll handle it.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Thank you. Thanks for these. Oh, these are special.
and all that's gonna be left in here are a couple of brain-dead rednecks,
Genius? What are you saying to me?
When asked for a reply, the Russians went,
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
We have to have training. When I think you're ready, I'll try.
Okay, join the others if you can. All right, let's see.
What do they mean, police action?
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Are also on the faces ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Are also on the faces ♪
I don't know, lieutenant.
[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING ON TAPE]
Garlick, will you cut it out?
your home and work phone on paper, and passing it forward.
Say, Hey, baby, what's happening? Let's groove.
CRONAUER: Hey, I'm Adrian Cronauer. I'm on again at 1600.
Don't ruin it by conjuring up images of Dale Evans, all right?
beyond sight and sound.
Here's a little James Brown coming your way.
Knock yourselves out.
[DUBBED IN VIETNAMESE]
[DREIWITZ SCATTING REVEILLE]
That is not what we program here.
Okay, we gotta play, Wilk. You're pitching.
Good morning League-A!!!!
so please, tune in.
I like that. Makes me feel, uh, British or something.
That's like Newark after dark. You gotta watch out.
Not really. See, the purpose is to inform you as to the radius of the radio waves.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪
would include Lawrence Welk, Jim Nabors, Mantovani.
fads
Oh, still a bad song. Hey, wait a minute. Let's try something.
Obviously, you just said, I'll join the Army, and be with people in green.