Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

KIRK: We're happy with him too, sir.
Okay, let's just play with the substitute, then, okay?
- Sarcasm, sir. - Up in Bergen County.
[SPEAKING BACKWARDS] Freddie is the devil. Freddie is the devil.
CRONAUER: We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.
Wake up, Mr. Sleepy Head. You are late.
And this is just radio.
- Thank you. - Thank you, thank you.
Sir? What about the show?
[SLOWLY] Well, we ask people, Are you the enemy?
GARLICK: This is a nightmare. CRONAUER: I don't know.
Look at this thing. A little Italian party favour there.
[RELATIVES SPEAKING IN VIETNAMESE]
[CHANTING IN DISTINCTLY]
Still, it's better than New York in the summer.
That is humor. I recognize that.
[WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD PLAYING ON RADIO]
You like it? I got it in Hong Kong, home of the shiny green suit.
[YELLS] Good morning, Vietnam.
What does three up and three down mean to you, airman?
SOLDIER 11: I like James Brown. - You like James Brown. Yes, sir.
Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP
you have to kick out the Chinks, spics, spooks and kikes,
Hey, that wraps it up for me, Marty Lee Dreiwitz.
1 month to go Simone Sarah Hema Laurie on tour
[SLOWLY] No, it's not a problem. Everybody has it.
- No, she don't. - She do liking you.
and many, many more, but we need to hear your requests.
Okay. It's blocked in by a truck.
- Sir. - Garlick.
"Oh! You're going straight to Hell for that one!"
You come into my class, so maybe we like you.
[SCOFFS]
but watch the liberties you take.
Whatever it is, i like it.
Can you tell us what you've found out about the enemy since you've been here?
Terrorism's on the uprise in Saigon.
Når man sender noget til Anders Hemmingsen:
[AS GOMER PYLE] Those girls are just so pretty.
Aha!
It says... What sizes you got? You got large, medium and Caucasian.
And you're also very quiet.
Goooood Morning MNK
Pull up a floor here. Hi, Tuan, long time no see.
THIS WILL NOT LOOK GOOD ON A RESUME
Hey, this is not a test. This is rock 'n' roll.
You gotta prove something, knocking around Vietnamese kids?
What the hell is this?
You want be my friend, you trusting me. You would eat it.
GARLICK: I'll take care of it pronto, sir. - You could get in trouble for that.
I'm sorry. You look like Lynn's friend from Toledo.
Gentlemen, I don't know... Oh, my God, these lips.
If someone is not telling the truth, you say that they are full of...
Now where do Cronauer go?
and bearing a striking resemblance to myself
- Yeah. You okay? - No.
Danang me!
Please don't do this to me. Please don't do this.
You see? You don't trusting me.
Seretse Khama becomes the first premier of Bechuanaland.
And as far as polkas, they are a much maligned musical taste.
[ALL LAUGH]
You Like It? I Got It In Hong Kong, Home Of The Shiny Green Suit.
MP: If you attempt to deviate from the planned schedule,
Absolutely not.
I don't like your style, your politics or your sense of humour.
GWill34 You're pissing me off.
Hey, I know it's not the morning, but that's my trademark
[NORMAL] What's it gonna be like tonight? [SOLDIER] Hot and wet.
[ALL CHEERING]
Staggers the imagination
Great Britain recognised the island state of Singapore.
I still can't believe she really wants to see me.
DICKERSON: No, sir, frankly, I do not understand.
Specifically... Excuse me.
and we're having a major difficulty in finding the enemy.
CRONAUER: Well, first thing, Garlick, is you gotta requisition a new name.
LEVITAN: My name is Levitan. Can you say that?
[SLOWLY] Nerve gas?
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪Saying, "How do you do?"♪
They'd never approve of that being released.
Perhaps you'd like to share it with the rest of us.
How can you have the gall to compare the conflict here in Vietnam
CRONAUER: Why do you make every town sound like a Mexican restaurant?
We no future together, Cronauer.
Hmm.
Cretan camouflage.
- Break the goddamn door down. CRONAUER: Police, ambulance
- Come on. - I not like you, sir.
Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy
No longer the case.
All of a sudden you...
- We haven't got the money, pal. - Anyway.
It's too dangerous staying here.
Major Kleiner requests that you do not describe your duffel as "all duffels look alike."
It' s not just you...
It is hazardous and has been for about 48 hours.
- I can confide you? - Sure.
he could end up an MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP.
GARLICK: From a Marine in Da Nang:
And perhaps some night, we could maybe get together
My neighbour, dead. His wife, dead.
provided you leave without incident.
People are depending on you.
- Earl, Earl, Earl. - That's Jimmy Wah, he owns the place.
There's nothing I can do about that.
[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT] Hi, have you seen my face?
Check your settings you might have it on the wrong speed
- See you later. - Mr. Cronauer, I really liking you.
Good morning, ROZ!!
Hey, Mr. O'Malley, O'Malley. You know, the Irish Dolby twins.
She comes over, brings you a red soup. She's got some tomato soup.
They're waiting for enlightenment.
- You want Cronauer back on the air. - You want him back?
NIXON [ON TAPE]: By plane, by helicopter and also by automobile.
Yeah, shit, I can't think of it. That's right.
What's up?
It's like, Wow, baby. I don't know what's going down.
It's that hot. You know?
Thank you for silky smooth sound. Make me sound like Peggy Lee.
She's not for you.
All the news that's new and approved by the U.S. Army,
Sensational.
[SIGHS]
Gooood Morning Charlotte/Triad!
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Leo, Leo.
I just want you to know one thing,
Great and manifold are our blessings today.
HELL NO TRUMP WASN'T ON THE RAID CADET BONE SPUR WAS ON THE EIGHTEENTH HOLE,, IDIOT!
Sir, it's time to rise.
I may go downtown, look for a Vietnamese man named Phil.
Sometimes your face look like a fish in the Gulf of Thailand.
Yeah, that's right. The final Adrian Cronauer broadcast.
- Guy Monaco.