Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna take myself out of the driver's seat,

Goooooooooooood Morning, Kamala!

An Loc. And Cronauer would definitely be going along?

Good morning, Primary Care Social Work!

[RAPIDLY] Let's get it up on 17, 18...

My country maybe no future.

Any girl who wants me this bad, I can't let her down.

I've been looking forward to meeting you. Listen, could you do me a favour?

[GARLICK LAUGHS]

Help me get some photo of those ankle, I give you my bar.

Sir, you heard from the men who don't like my humour,

there's gonna be Vietnamese speaking in choppy sentences.

[SPEAKS IN VIETNAMESE]

Am I being fairly clear?

Cut that thing off. I said cut it off.

Here's a brief test of that jamming.

Yo, GI! Hello, sailor, hello!

What is a demilitarised zone? Sounds like something out of The Wizard of Oz.

Basically Bill, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a waggon round up.

I made a date with you and Trinh tomorrow.

- and swap humourous stories for fun. CRONAUER: Yeah.

I wanted to wait until the airman left to talk with you.

Now funkify it. Give me some real funk.

They have pictures of him. If they find him, they will shoot him.

or your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower.

So nice, so good.

but you're not crazy, you're mean.

SLOAN: What we're gonna talk about today is shopping.

I can come up with alternatives other than Crete.

Now, you get the hell out of here right now.

It's 1629 hours here in Saigon

[TRUCK HORN HONKING]

CRONAUER: Shit. GARLICK: One more time.

at 0600 hours and 1600 hours to hear that lunatic.

Were you born on the sun? It's @#$# HOT!

GARLICK: You think we've reached Cambodia yet?

How do you recognise an island?

[EFFEMINATELY] Adrian, take care of yourself.

Dick, I've covered for you a lot of times because I thought you was a little crazy,

And I literally think that you owe it to all of them

Trouble is actually my new middle name.

what the hell was that?

Uh, Dick, I'm transferring you.

Didn't we meet last year at the Feinman bar mitzvah?

You understand me?

McPHERSON: It's... - Turn it off now.

[AS GLINDA] Everybody, time to get up. Get up, wherever you are.

Da Nang Richard Blumenthal Lives in a Glass House & throws Stones

CRONAUER: Are you always this happy?

- and they have no purpose. - Oh, my God.

Let me make it up to you by buying a cup of coffee.

There she is again. How did she get ahead of us?

I just came from Crete with women that look like Zorba.

You killing my own people so many miles from your home.

And for trusting, you is the best of the gently of what you say

SERGEANT: Get him out of here.

- What'd he say? TUAN: He say you drink too much already.

to be taped and broadcast within 12 hours of his arrival.

Tuan is also known as Phan Duc Tho.

Britain imposed an oil embargo on Rhodesia today

I want to show you something very nice.

I'm waiting to die.

I am a lieutenant and I would like salutes occasionally.

Military politics. Nothing personal. The men like him better than they do you.

- Nothing to discuss, she doesn't like me. - Yes, she do.

I run the station according to strict guidelines set by military intelligence.

Affirmative, sir. Good.

We want Cronauer...

Just a moment, come on.

You want to see a movie or something?

How am I gonna get to first base with this girl?

AFRS Radio is owned and operated by the United States government

Well, you guys, you take care of yourselves.

No? Big men with moustaches named Mary who wear mascara.

[IN IRISH ACCENT] Patrick O... O'Malley.

- That's it. We're having a good time. MAN: All right!

Thank you. Mm-mm.

Actually, what I am, sir,

SLOAN: I want to buy some butter and some cheese, please.

[AS ED SULLIVAN] Let me introduce the members of the band.

Me On the first day back to work

One thing that didn't officially happen was a bomb didn't explode at 1430 hours,

GARLICK: Give me your best shot. Lay something on me.

- Where is Cronauer? DREIWITZ: Still eating, sir.

Can we try, My boyfriend's back? Anybody?

If you can't stop in and select your own books,

But if you toy with me,

he's disobeyed orders as to style and content.

- Guys, Tuan. - Have a seat, man.

Good Morning Okinawaaaaa

What? That's it?

- Ten-hut. - At ease.

GOOD MORNING JULIE COOPER!

- All right. - Cool.

You know, this whole camouflage thing for me doesn't work very well.

Seeing as how the VP is such a VI P,

Staggers the imagination.

- Is it English? CRONAUER: Yes, it is.

Your radio programme of personal beliefs.

Lieutenant Scheer asks those men with waterlogged mitts

This great, godly miracle of radio really gives me the opportunity

AFVN better than AFVD, which means you have to get a quick shot.

CRONAUER: You all played a good game.

Yeah, he's funny. I know funny and this guy is funny.

[EFFEMINATELY] Thank you.

My God, they're moving. I'm gonna flap my eyebrows to death.

I’m waiting to die

The requests will be taken pretty soon. Requests?

Hey, nah, hey, nah, my boyfriend's back. Can we try that one?

That love is here to stay

CRONAUER: Warm? No, this is a setting for London broil.

NIXON: They lack the physical strength.

GOOD MORNING JULIE COOPER!

I know we can't use the word dyke. You can't even say lesbian. It’s women in comfortable shoes

Mission does involve... I think very appropriately.

- Would pussy or cunt be out of line? - Way, way, way out of line. Way, way, way out of line.

- Sir? - Edward.

(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪

Your friend is a VC terrorist.

I n time, you will make me forget it.

He did a very off-colour parody of former VP Nixon.

We're obviously not in Cambodia.