Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's some heavy shit going down, baby.
SERGEANT: Left, right!
[BICYCLE HORN HONKS]
[IN VIETNAMESE ACCENT] Lock 'n' loll, baby. Lock 'n' loll.
Hi, hi, hi.
Why Guam?
CRONAUER: Ten, 15 miles?
- Otherwise, you miss your big chance. - I don't wanna miss my big chance.
Well, Hauk can do it, sir, till I find a replacement.
You Don't Know Whether You're Shot, Fucked, Powder-Burned Or Snakebit.
Thank you, lieutenant.
Well, I'm actually giving you an order.
CRONAUER [IN NORMAL VOICE]: Here's a coincidence:
.
No, no. This is not comedy. Comedy is fun.
Surely, you're familiar with that incident.
Those personnel with lost bag...
TUAN: You wanting some?
- Get him out of there. - Three men were unofficially wounded.
It was a pleasure making your acquaintance, sir.
Good Morning, Caribbean!
I see your point.
You think the teacher would be able to date her?
The bill basically said that his daughters
MAN 1: Hey, hey, man, hey! MAN 2: Get him.
CRONAUER: Very good. All right, now. All right, let's recap now, okay.
And two men whose identities are still not known were unofficially dead.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] I got something here for you.
It's dangerous out there.
TAYLOR: Cronauer. - Sir.
GARLICK: That's another person, sir.
She want to meet you today. She's not far from here.
NIXON [OVER RADIO]: There is no place for neutrality
My brother, okay, friends, but Vietnam ladies, not friends.
[GAME OF LOVE PLAYING ON RADIO]
I don't know what that means.
[MIMICS TELETYPE MACHINE]
GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM
That last two seconds of silence was Marcel Marceau's newest single:
[CACKLES]
He says he wants to buy naked photographs of the actor.
[DREIWITZ LAUGHS]
Look at this thing. This is going like, Yeah, check it out.
who would be sympathetic to a serviceman with links to terrorists.
Yeah, and my mother is a werewolf, right?
Gooooooood morrrrning Lithuania!
He was a commander of an elite special forces unit.
[SINGS WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD]
Those are gorgeous French-Vietnamese B-girls.
- I'll buy you some lunch. - Can't let you do that.
GOOOOOOD MORNING BRANDON!
If you wanna continue to have a brother, you take me to him now!
He's also one of your roommates, so if I were you, I'd think about suicide.
I don't know. I'm just so happy.
Let's be friends, okay? Come on.
The men want him back. I want him back.
They play Mantovani to insomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs.
Pope actually found to be Jewish, Liberace is Anastasia,
If you wanna blend into a crowd of drunken Greeks, there's nothing better.
You're beginning to sound like a priest in a '40s movie.
San Diego LA
operates libraries at six locations in the Republic of Vietnam.
We ask people, are you the enemy? And if they say yes, we shoot them!
Goooooooooood morning Viet Nan
You're among the little people now.
- What are you gonna do? - I don't know.
And we wish you good luck and success.
did you hear? they're onto that art gallery! be quiet! no you be quiet! wake up and smell the corruption that lying bastard you love is gonna bring you me daddy and all of us down!
If this is legitimate, it must go through proper channels.
I've... I'll never have them.
Affirmative, sir.
- You must be nervous, sir, huh? - I'm not even in my body.
CRONAUER: Merry Christmas. McPHERSON: Bingo.
Right now, it's once again time for the King Kong of Saigon,
Gomer
Hello, campers. Remember, Monday is malaria day.
Were you born on the sun? it's damn hot
I know about the bombings, Sparky.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ I see them bloom ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ I see them bloom ♪
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Speaking of things controversial,
Feels like the Mouseketeers show. Annette, Cubby, Roy.
No problem.
- Where you from? SOLDIER 8: Boston.
What will I do without you, sir?
Oh, bag it, bag it, Garlick.
[SINGING AS MUNCHKIN] We represent the ARVIN Army
I know you very nice.
You like,,GI?
- Jimmy Wilkes. CRONAUER: Wilkes.
One moment.
the Department of Defence wants final say.
You stay out of my way, there'll be no problem.
[CRONAUER LAUGHS]
Hey, it's another delightful day here in vacation land.
- No, and it doesn't look good, Jimmy. - He look good to me.
Good morning, Twitter family!
who thought Hauk was visionary and interesting.
CRONAUER [YELLS ON RADIO]: Good morning, Vietnam.
and I consider him a good, close personal friend.
GARLICK: Don't worry, it'll go great. This way, sir.
You got a window? open it.
[SINGING AS DIANA ROSS] Set me free Why don't you, babe?
Good Morning Vietnam
Too much?
and try and cook him down, maybe a little barbecue.
SOLDIER 1: What the hell's the holdup? SOLDIER 2: Check it out.
Roosevelt, how's it going?
I try to find Cronauer. He don't show up in class.
Every time i comment
Hey, let me ask you a question. What is the appeal of Joey Bishop?
Warner Bros. Pictures & Universal Pictures Presents
Sir!
and fire department responded at what's believed to be unofficial
your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower
You not understand, you not.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ I see friends shaking hands ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ I see friends shaking hands ♪
tomorrow at 1830 hours.
We can't afford the teletype.
- It impossible. CRONAUER: Let's stop with that.
hello my name is Robin Williams yuuy
[SENTRY SPEAKING IN VIETNAMESE]
Remember, this is the Vietnamese word Con Dum.
You fine. How you are?
CRONAUER: You can't just leave them. - This boy's gone, soldier.
[CRONAUER SINGING RAWHIDE ON TAPE]
Well, didn't somebody wearing my uniform
Oh, two boys joined together.
You're going to Guam.