Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You consistently overestimate your skills as a mechanic.
You understand?
Pressure alert.
- I just woke up, so... - Is that stupid?
For the firefighting pumps?
I'm gonna make sure everyone evacuates. You get to the lifeboats.
Holding great over our watch circle. Sitting right on top.
Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! This is Deepwater Horizon.
Mr. Jimmy!
Keith Manuel.
Hit your start key. Turn to 'on' position.
- You good? - Yeah.
I only did not knock because I want a brother.
I think I'm goin' take a shower and wash my day off
Ran the negative test.
then we would have mud flowing right back up
- 30-to-1. Same spot. - No way.
You-- you sure?
No. No.
45 days? 46 days?
My name's Jimmy Harrell.
Opening the upper annular.
This is motor vessel Damon Bankston.
en route to emergency distress call for Deepwater Horizon.
These guys are all over me. What do you wanna do?
Kaskida.
- Don't say lamer. - They are lamer.
Come on! Come on, bring it in!
Pressure warning.
I don't mean to bother ya'
Continuing down.
and are ready to displace drilling mud 1800 hours.
We went to the next light that we saw in the water
Hey! Hey.
Hey, Patrick said you got somethin' for me.
Not really. Hey, Ronnie.
how the Deepwater Horizon's alarm system is set up?
Pressure warning.
I don't wanna die.
- Mr. Jimmy? Mr. Jimmy? - Mike! I can't-- I can't see shit.
35 percent.
- You can't look at me. - Why?
When you back after days off You touch my shit???
I'm closin' the annular.
Oh, the pressure!
What are you doing?
- How's it goin'? - Fine.
I'm gonna dump my bags and grab my tools
Well, if it isn't Don Vidrine and Bob Kaluza.
Not much. Could be.
- We blew out, Mr. Jimmy. - Oh, no.
All right?
Come on.
the whole truth and nothing but the truth,
- Go! - Okay.
Now, how we gonna test this?
We need to bring the standby generator online.
We a big company, Mike, BP.
Should we wait till the Coast Guard gets us...
Get off the floor now!
I don't know. Good oil field practice?
- Come on. - Come on!
ISSA BLADDA EFFECT
God damn it! Dewey! Steve!
Well, did we run the test?
You got the picture?
Me at work!
Watch his leg!
Yeah, Schlumberger's out. They're gone.
Closing the annular.
Thought you had plans? I thought you were goin' out.
And the reason why you're sweatin' so hard
Are we in agreement?
How's that wellhead surface looking?
Shit.
Bladder effect.
- And it's cured? - Yes.
Can I get everyone's attention?
And if I survive this, it's for a reason.
Because there are so many rigs out there.
Hello?
Come on, stay with me, man, come on!
Mike Williams, chief ET.
And then put in all the plumbing so other lamer crews can come in...
Mr. Anderson, it's Mr. Jimmy.
Ah, shit. I ain't touchin' that.
ATC. Fixed wing, they have...
We wanna get bit.
Young man, pardon me.
Right here. Come on, we're gonna make a left.
We got 30 seconds.
Get him up the steps!
- We're goin' home! - Bring the mud. Bring the mud.
Is it just me or it just get real bright in there all of a sudden?
- Hey! Yeah, Mr. Jimmy! - Good job!
What happened? Jesus!
That's all I can say, ma'am. I'm sorry, I really have to go.
Well, you see, my granddaddy, he, uh, he never even went to the dentist
on the baggage scale and step on the feet.
All right, mark it. Bring her up.
I'm not doin' nothin' until Mr. Jimmy's made aware.