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Wanna make a bet we're at the same spot next hitch?
Gentlemen, I hate to say this, but that is a bad test.
So after explosion, I call the rig floor.
- 390, Mr. Jimmy. - Three hundred and ninety?
You know what? I'ma do whatever you do.
Not much more than I'd expect on wellhead of this age.
- Yes, sir. -Thank you, sir.
- so help you God? - Yes, sir.
Roy! Sayin' we like you went to 'Bama?
I'll see you soon, okay?
there was this...
We gonna run that negative pressure test again.
Get in! Get in!
Nervous as cats. Cats ain't scared.
- Shoulda' listened to my mom. - Yeah, you shoulda'.
This is the last for Lifeboat 1, guys!
Come on.
Now, the way we gonna find out
You touch my shit???
Hey, Jason, are you seein' this?
Oh, rescheduled.
43 days? 44 days?
- Shit, I got hammer, screwdriver. - Excellent.
- All right. - BOP's not responding.
Kuchta, can you help me?
No, we're good. Annular took care of it.
Do I look like fuckin' Santa Claus.
ETA to location, '25 minutes. Silence imposed on this frequency.
Boys, you got a whole mess of drilling mud on your boots out there? No?
wave and say, See you at Tuscaloosa.
I got one. Watch out!
Look out!
2 Bravo Gulf, permission to land,
who was Andrea, the dynamic position operator.
- Who's that again? - Oh, cut the shit, man.
They're shuttin' it down. They must not be likin' somethin' up there.
Okay, an oil rig on fire. About 48 nautical miles south of Venice?
- Goddamn it. - Blue screen 0' death again.
My son.
Just was lookin' to come by and visit with ya for a minute.
There was no cement bond log.
Same one goes off every time.
- He ain't call me. - We win the war here
Kaluza and I have talked about this drill pipe,
Is that a tooth?
That comment will be noted.
You're gonna need to use 'em. We gotta get to the lifeboats.
And then it would mimic everything I was doing.
- Yeah. - Go to the lifeboats.
Congratulations. Good test.
And the goddamn phones still don't work, Mike.
Blowout Preventer.
Come on.
- Did he get off the rig? - I don't know.
- Lower the boat! - Let's go!
They sent 'em home without doin' shit, now we goin' after BP.
You know what I'm gonna do for you, young lady?
But you see, in point of fact, they all kind of interconnected.
- Purple? - More magenta.
- What are you talking about? - I just...
Got that sledge, Hollywood?
Well, Captain, I gave it up several months ago.
Oh, there we go. There we go!
You don't wanna know if that cement job
I'm opening the annular. Let's hope that monster ain't awake.
Initiating kill line pressure test.
No.
is when he stops bitching.
Me and you.
I thank you for your time.
Gettin' any power?
"All of a sudden."
- The well is blowing out. - What?
I gotta stop it or it's gonna kill us all.
We're the explorers.
Bypass ain't workin'!
That's Super Tuscan, yeah?
- Damn. - Holy shit!
You're supposed to just think babies are cute.
They're trapped. Ornery.
Look at me, don't look down, look at me.
Uh-uh. Hope ain't a tactic, Don.
And you.
Go, go, go!
We are ready.
They left us!
Piece of shit.
Oh, my God.
There's something off with it.
- Loud. - Will you sit down, please?
It is a pocket of pressure,
That's why we a $186 billion company.
Same shit. Well from Hell.
What is the Bankston doin' here?
Gonna miss that mouth.
Auxiliary draw-works control. Salt water service pumps.
We got a lotta pipe to pull if we're gonna get out of here tonight.
Lot of movin' parts. Millions of movin' parts.
Shit, his bone's caught on the metal.
of pressure per square inch, enough to cut your car in half,