Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just had the craziest dream.

I only have four left, Captain.

to inform the entire rig of, number one, fire,

Aw, baby! Let's pump up all this mud!

I'm sorry. What are you doing?

Bob did you floss?

Thank you. Gentlemen, you couldn't perhaps enlighten me

That's the biggest dang kick l ever seen.

Vidrine ran it by me. This... This comes from Vidrine.

- What the heck? - Damn!

Calm down. Did anybody see Mr. Jimmy?

Shit, Jimmy, I just drive the boat, man.

The general alarm is set up

Well, as you know, we... We a little behind.

I don't know. But I don't think so.

Afraid to make it work at every turn.

- First engine start. - Locked.

You cannot have 1,395 pounds

All right, we're in.

We gonna properly secure this well

Found him here like this.

That's when all the lame-o's show up all happy like they did something.

Hey, fellas, I'm tellin' ya, it's gonna be a full-on shit storm once Mr...

- Versus Saban? - Hey, just 'cause we win...

followed by a second explosion on the starboard side.

- Bring us back slow. - Okay.

That is a genuine dinosaur tooth.

- You need to hit the EDS. - We don't have the authority.

This platform's about 20 miles south of Grand Isle, Louisiana.

- It was a hostile rabbit. - Okay.

All right, have a wonderful day, Mike.

I'll tell you what we gonna do now.

When I was potty trained, I was taught to flush,

- Pretty good, huh? - Very nice, thank you.

- Ken, you all right? - The derrick's gonna fall on us!

Shelly heard people were jumping off the rig.

Have a wonderful day, sir.

Buy gas to go to work to buy gas to go back to work.

- See ya in three weeks. - Okay. In three weeks.

till I don't feel like poppin' somebody in the mouth.

'Cause you're not supposed to know anything about that.

It's Mr. Jimmy.

Yes, sir. Almost ten percent of all the machinery aboard.

Hey, Mr. Jimmy.

- Pressure warning... - Duck, you okay?

Mayday! This is Deepwater Horizon. We are in a...

She put a whoop ass on Maggie and her penguin.

bites down on us as hard as he can, so we can rip his ass out of that hole.

- Somebody's gotta talk to Vidrine. - What? Are you finished?

- Help! - Mr. Jimmy!

of a fire on an oil rig. That's about all I can say.

- How'd the positive test go? - Positive test went well.

Son of a bitch!

have been getting squeezed tighter and tighter...

- You get a fossil. - There should be rules.

Good idea. Shit.

Mr. Williams, please rise.

- Walk with me, Mike. - Where we headed?

We need to restore power up here.

- Where you flying out to? - Deepwater Horizon.

Permission granted, 2 Bravo Gulf.

We need to go from Macondo to Kaskida by May 16th.

We need assistance immediately.

Oh, shit. We got a gas alarm.

There's people jumpin' in the water.

- A what? - Cement job.

Stay to the wall! Hey! Stay to the wall!

- Gonna be a long one, huh? - Get some ice cream, Mike.

Okay, I'm watchin' our roughnecks.

We need to get up higher.