Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mike.
Turn remote switch to 'local'.
Who's we?
Open it up!
They're all bad wells. We're in a tough prospect.
Thank you.
Are you still dating that itty bitty guy with the motorcycle?
We got a medic right up top, okay?
All right, go fix something.
And we hope one 0' them big ass sons-o-bitches
Keep thinking about all the expensive things could be wrong with your ride.
- Is there a problem? - We got a bad well.
Gotcha. Gotcha. All right. Come on.
'Bout 500 foot of riser left.
No, we need to go. Okay, we need to go.
All right.
I drink nothing but green tea now.
I'm not showing 51.
We're headin' out into open ocean. ETA 45 minutes to Deepwater Horizon.
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
- It's not stoppin'. - Clear the drill shack.
I would.
Did you hear any one of those alarms?
- Hey, Mike! - What's the word, Dale?
- Trying to make it fly? - No, I just wanna make it go faster.
that the testimony you're about to give is the truth,
Keep countin', Bob.
So for 300 million years, these old dinosaurs
450 PSI.
I think you think too much, you gonna give him a headache.
Well, I just called the Coast Guard
Yeah.
Walk down the boat ramp.
On station. Locked.
Not now, baby.
I remember closing my eyes and-- and saying a prayer.
Took us five days just to pull a million-dollar drill pipe out.
Doin' it all with Band-Aids and bubble gum, my man.
Stand by, Shaker House.
External power.
All right, boys, let's rig up the kelly.
And you know it's not on stilts. It's not a jack-up.
I'm gonna cut the pipe.
Hey, come close to the computer.
We done!
Yeah, you too. Shit.
On its face? Yeah.
Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
That's worth more than BP itself.
Sir, we got a satellite image of the scene.
Why in the hell would they do that?
Yes sir, we see the Deepwater Horizon on fire.
Yes, we're off station.
and I'll be back to fix it.
I'd kill for that money,
Before y'all took off last time, shaker four goes down.
What you got, Caleb?
- I love you. - I love you.
What y'all call that? Nibblin'?
No mud , no flow We got to go
Pressure alert. Pressure alert.
- You know I do. - 181.
Another negative pressure test?
BP sent Schlumberger team home without running any test.
!
I wasn't touchin' your shit.
Thruster 2 failure.
And the hole ain't drilled.
492, your tail is clear.
- Thank you. - So there was pressure.
my best friend Peanut and I, we go down there
Hollywood, open up the drill pipe valve. We gotta bleed pressure.
Yeah! You big, beautiful mud!
Have we disconnected? Did we cut the pipe?
That was a bird strike, folks.
Do what you want.
It's a safety issue.
- It ain't smart. - It ain't smart.
Wow.
You guys already done?
Say Hi to Felicia for me.
I would move...
- '69 Mustang. - Fastback?
I did indeed. Thank you very much. I not only got it, I drank it.
is on the Deepwater Horizon, and...
Get ready to pull out 10,000 barrels of mud.
10,000 barrels.
Hey.
Where's your call?
The point is, you sent the testing team home
Deepwater Horizon.
- Beginning our descent. - Roger that.
Hey, appreciate it a lot, fellas.
Okay. Well, that's disturbing.
Go ahead, Dewey.
Who gave that order?
You sure about this, Jason?