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Divert everything overboard.

- All right, come on. - Help!

The dip. The steel toes.

Ask Jason if those Schlumberger guys did their job.

I don't think nobody's gonna be doin' no fishin'.

- She did. - Huh?

Do you understand me?

- Right here, right here. - No, no. Up, up!

Is there a man among you? ls there an adult here?

Passing through 3,000 feet.

Make your way to Lifeboat 2!

Daddy, you need to get me a fossil.

Especially since we got no idea whether this well is stable or not.

Aren't we, Don?

He's hurt real bad and I can't get him outta there.

It's a little above my pay grade.

To murder some BP company men.

I'm impressed, man. I don't know no roughnecks that could read.

Come on, we gotta wedge this open. We gotta find something to get it open.

Now, how quick can we lock the door on this well?

Well, looks like it's gonna be a long night.

Come on, Mr. Jimmy. Come on.

Yes, ma'am. Right now we only have a couple confirmed reports

Come on, Andrea!

When you back from days off You touching my shit???

Do you solemnly swear

That was amazing. Stay ten forever, please.

When are we supposed to be leaving?

- They never ran that cement log. - They didn't run nothin'.

Okay, yes, sir. What vessel are you on?

We came right ten degrees.

- And who you work for? - Transocean.

Did they run the cement log?

We are confident in the integrity of our cement job, are we not?

What do you mean, you can't tell me that?

We gonna run that negative pressure test again

Briefing said they're supposed to be testing that cement down there.

Come on, let's go. Now, now, now, come on.

- Welcome back, Mr. Jimmy. - Oh, yeah.

Wow? Was I in it?

for the seventh straight year.

Money, money, money...

I think they're about halfway there.

Rig safety announcement...

and when you do, after you're done, you'll talk to me and...

And I thought I'd give you the time to say it.

That a catfish?

is 'cause the compressor for the AC on this deck are down, too.

All right, let's go.

What is that, your fifth cup?

- How you doin', Caleb? - Hey, Mike, how you doin', man?

No, no, the Deepwater doesn't pump a drop of oil, okay, baby?

before I start my night.

- Come on, man! Get up! - Roy! Come on, man!

Yeah, I'm going fishing tonight. Undercover.

So why do you keep comin' back to it?

Hey, hey, hey. Were you on the rig?

You are clear to approach and receive drilling mud.

I don't know. He got somethin' to show you.

System power switch.

have down on the ocean floor called a Big Guy Preventer?

Today it was a rough idle.

Save ya a lotta pain and money in the long run, I'll tell ya.

Okay, but listen, even those lamer dudes,

I'm gettin' off this rig. You hear me?

- Mr. Jimmy? - Yeah?

- Watch your step over here. - Shit.

- No. - Don't touch my shit.

You gotta get me to the bridge, Mike.

Mike Williams, you cheap bastard!

Thank you. Now it's my nightmare.

All right. Just calm down.

Hey, what color's the Mustang?

- Oh, fuck this! - Oh, shit!

and said that we were abandoning the rig.

I say again, the Deepwater Horizon has exploded and is on fire.

I mean, if that cement job is compromised

Hey, you boys working for the government?

It was a good test. We got no pressure.

But it was my daddy who tamed the dinosaurs.

- Mr. O'Bryan? - David Sims.

Oh, yeah? He rich?

- All right, get it in there. - ...that they cram down the straw.

Mud displacement. Holding tank two. Four percent.

- What? - Can you hear me, Dougie?

- I'm coming with you. - You sure?

Initiating drill pipe pressure test.

- I'm good. - You can place your bags

I just got a little spooked on the go-home chopper last hitch. It's not...

Stephen Curtis?