Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When I get back, it's Chair City. And I'm the guy...

I'm not mad. I'm just not going.

Which shoes should I wear? The black or the purple?

She must have that "caller I.D." thing. You should get that.

Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?

How about you get changed? Give him his underwear.

It starts at 8. We can't be late.

- Unless I wear it. - You don't know what you're wearing?

Okay, hold on. Why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?

...I went through the same thing. You know what I did?

You were going to drink the seman.

- Why aren't you dressed? - We have a half-hour.

Of course not for tonight. Hi. I'm going to a benefit.

When my husband asks if I want to venture out in the winter weather...

I got it. I'll play my message, and you guys tell me if it's breezy enough.

Right. Well, okay. Okay. God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I yelled.

I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't tell your dad about...

Rachel didn't have anything I liked but this ribbon.

CHANDLER: Stop it.

Makeup's on. Hair's done.