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(moaning)
HOMER: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
-¶ My dear ¶ -Oh...
("The Blue Danube" playing)
Homer, sorry to blow my own horn...
Accept the invite, stay the night.
...with a Post-it on it. (grunts)
I waited for Lenny before I watched.
(bubbling)
-I know. -...set in the '80s.
Aw, you love her, too.
Aw.
(sobbing)
Why Stephen King?
Mom and Dad romantically in love.
Homer, will you read my Odder Stuff fan fiction?
Thank you, Homie.
I don't know. Why am I wasting my time with this kid?
¶ ¶
Uh, it seems like you did know how to tell me that.
who's filling in for sarah osada? nadia amelia.
Too depressing.
who's filling in for ashley gallagher? joshua williams.
Another night at Moe's?
of ice coming from my frozen soul.
Alf, Roseanne, Moonlighting, The Cosby Show--
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(whimpering)
(groans)
Dad, it's just an expression.
(dial tone)
To dance.
Marge, I am sorry.
Eh, he's got a low fence.
Easy-peasy. "P" for salt, "S" for pepper.
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