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"What impression am I making in the workplace?"
You're asking the wrong questions.
I've hired myself out as an attraction.
Willow, everybody already knows. Take it off.
I am destruction. Absolute.
Something's after us. It's like some primal, animal force.
- It's a tough course. - You took it?
You know I have all this homework to finish.
Watch this.
- Wait, there's a duck. Is that right? - You suck!
Help me!
Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell,
You haven't even begun.
The Slayer?
Oh, my God.
I'm very busy. I have a gig myself, you know.
Of course, you underestimate me. You couldn't know.
No, I'm just trying to get away.
I really don't think you should live in there.
Don't you think it's old-fashioned?
- What else? - Don't worry.
Well, that was obvious.
The first Slayer. I never really thought about it.
- I said there could be dire consequences. - But you say that about chewing too fast.
Are you a soldier?
Yeah. From now on, you keep your slayer friends out of my dreams. Is that clear?
- I think I mightjump in the shower. - You seem a bit, you know...
I might actually get an honourable discharge.
That's cool about you.
See? Is everybody very clear on this now?
Please wake up. Oh, please!