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F*CKIN THING SUCKS

- And I just laid in dog poop. - That's not dog poop.

And this is the kitchen. We've got all kinds of snacks and cold drinks in here.

- Yeah, maybe you're right. - She's the only woman around.

Okay, first of all, stop calling her my partner.

Check it out, guys. New driver's license.

Oh! That sounds important. Who is it?

But don't pretend you're doing it for her benefit.

- You're 61 years old? - Uh, yes, sir.

No, we're gonna take good care of them.

- Wait, why does it say... - Yeah.

Sorry, a lot of the children aren't here today

Meg, your services will no longer be needed.

There it is. We're gonna do Sting, yeah.

No, I'm just joking. They were there, though.

No no no let's watch spongebob 637pam created

Put it on my bill.

And gas prices have hit a 14-year high

Ooh! How about a show about a bunch of disabled ducks,

you're gonna be selling your soul.

Well, if you think Michael Moore's possible homosexuality is newsworthy,

like I was when I played that dead body on Law & Order.

Maybe one week he actually goes on vacation

We are cooking. Cooking, cooking, cooking. Now, all right.

and they do the bidding of the Republican Party! I mean,

because their parents have the day off for Martin Luther King day.

You're 666 years Old? Uh, yes, sir

"Boy, it's so hot in here because we just bought that new wood stove and... "