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Okay, first of all, stop calling her my partner.
Maybe one week he actually goes on vacation
No, I'm just joking. They were there, though.
- Yeah, maybe you're right. - She's the only woman around.
and they do the bidding of the Republican Party! I mean,
like I was when I played that dead body on Law & Order.
And gas prices have hit a 14-year high
Sorry, a lot of the children aren't here today
We are cooking. Cooking, cooking, cooking. Now, all right.
And this is the kitchen. We've got all kinds of snacks and cold drinks in here.
Meg, your services will no longer be needed.
But don't pretend you're doing it for her benefit.
- You're 61 years old? - Uh, yes, sir.
Rush Limbaugh?
Well, if you think Michael Moore's possible homosexuality is newsworthy,
Uh, yes sir
No, we're gonna take good care of them.
No no no let's watch spongebob 637pam created
"Boy, it's so hot in here because we just bought that new wood stove and... "
because their parents have the day off for Martin Luther King day.
Check it out, guys. New driver's license.
Ooh! How about a show about a bunch of disabled ducks,
- And I just laid in dog poop. - That's not dog poop.
You're 666 years Old? Uh, yes, sir
F*CKIN THING SUCKS
- Aah! - Aah!
Michael Moore.
There it is. We're gonna do Sting, yeah.
you're gonna be selling your soul.
Oh! That sounds important. Who is it?
Put it on my bill.
- Wait, why does it say... - Yeah.