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- What's that big button do? - Oh, that's kind of fun.
This Sunday on Fox,
Hmm...
But you want me to do the story if it's gonna embarrass Rush Limbaugh?
the music of Men at Work. You're incredibly foxy.
How would you like to be our newest on-air reporter?
In addition to everything else, she's got B. O! She's got B.O.
Oh, I don't know. Do you really care, Peter?
Well, I'm excited to be here.
What the fuck? Did you eat pussy backstage?
I've never had that problem and I don't know any woman who has.
SON OF A WHORE!
is that your wife is a reporter for our news division.
- Great story, Lois. - Thanks. I just made it up.
Eh, a few of the fellows at work talked me into it, said it was something I might need.
Yeah. In the real world, she doesn't hold up.
Or insert them anally. As long as I get them into my body somehow.
Probably because the wood stove is so warm.
Thank God!
I mean... Oh, hello.
It's all coming together. It's all coming together. This is it.
We take you on a little trolley ride down Story Lane.
You know? Then the copper, the copper'll say,
Yeah. It's so clear you can even see Ellen DeGeneres' breath.
We throw a curve ball joke at you, hit you right in the head.
Wow! Caught fire a little earlier than I thought we would. Perfect.
There's never anything good in here.
are trying to build a house of cards and it keeps falling down?
What... No story? What are you talking about?
about the new format change as I am.
Look at me! I'm an Iraq War vet in 10 years.