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In addition to everything else, she's got B. O! She's got B.O.
I mean... Oh, hello.
- What's that big button do? - Oh, that's kind of fun.
We take you on a little trolley ride down Story Lane.
Yeah. It's so clear you can even see Ellen DeGeneres' breath.
about the new format change as I am.
Hmm...
Or insert them anally. As long as I get them into my body somehow.
Oh, I don't know. Do you really care, Peter?
I've never had that problem and I don't know any woman who has.
We throw a curve ball joke at you, hit you right in the head.
Wow! Caught fire a little earlier than I thought we would. Perfect.
- Great story, Lois. - Thanks. I just made it up.
is that your wife is a reporter for our news division.
It's all coming together. It's all coming together. This is it.
are trying to build a house of cards and it keeps falling down?
Probably because the wood stove is so warm.
SON OF A WHORE!
the music of Men at Work. You're incredibly foxy.
What... No story? What are you talking about?
This Sunday on Fox,
There's never anything good in here.
Yeah. In the real world, she doesn't hold up.
Thank God!
Look at me! I'm an Iraq War vet in 10 years.
Eh, a few of the fellows at work talked me into it, said it was something I might need.
What the fuck? Did you eat pussy backstage?
Well, I'm excited to be here.
You know? Then the copper, the copper'll say,
But you want me to do the story if it's gonna embarrass Rush Limbaugh?
How would you like to be our newest on-air reporter?