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- What's that big button do? - Oh, that's kind of fun.
Look at me! I'm an Iraq War vet in 10 years.
Or insert them anally. As long as I get them into my body somehow.
This Sunday on Fox,
Yeah. It's so clear you can even see Ellen DeGeneres' breath.
Probably because the wood stove is so warm.
We take you on a little trolley ride down Story Lane.
There's never anything good in here.
But you want me to do the story if it's gonna embarrass Rush Limbaugh?
Wow! Caught fire a little earlier than I thought we would. Perfect.
Well, I'm excited to be here.
In addition to everything else, she's got B. O! She's got B.O.
It's all coming together. It's all coming together. This is it.
Oh, I don't know. Do you really care, Peter?
How would you like to be our newest on-air reporter?
You know? Then the copper, the copper'll say,
about the new format change as I am.
- Great story, Lois. - Thanks. I just made it up.
I mean... Oh, hello.
We throw a curve ball joke at you, hit you right in the head.
What the fuck? Did you eat pussy backstage?
the music of Men at Work. You're incredibly foxy.
are trying to build a house of cards and it keeps falling down?
Yeah. In the real world, she doesn't hold up.
is that your wife is a reporter for our news division.
Hmm...
Eh, a few of the fellows at work talked me into it, said it was something I might need.
What... No story? What are you talking about?
SON OF A WHORE!
Thank God!
I've never had that problem and I don't know any woman who has.