Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good job, Chuck!
Now, Seth, this movie is hot. It's just hot, hot, hot.
Yeah, Mom. You should be a reporter.
I am Rush Limbaugh. That's a costume.
Well...
- But the question is who? - Well, whoever it was wears nail polish.
When did the Handiquacks become people I care about?
- We found traces in the wounds. - Well, that narrows it down.
Rush Limbaugh is one of us. We have no wish to smear a fellow conservative.
We'll do it live! Fuck it!
Lois, please, take the job, for Shit's sake!
Cut, cut, cut! Cleveland, what are you doing?
Okay, you're right. I'm a little biased myself,
whose weekly visits the whole family eagerly awaits?
I'm thinking about her every time I masturbate to her.
Wow! Look at that HD picture!
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
Uh-huh. Chris, can I see you in the kitchen?
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A plum? What is this, 1986?
All right, episode one, "What the Duck?" Take one.
Now I'm showing you proof and you're dismissing it?
You know, I don't believe that.
Yes, I am. They're both characters I created.
You know, Brian, you're welcome to come with me and see for yourself
This is our control room, where we have the ability
No
and he's already got the suitcase.
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, let's see yours, Quagmire.
- I mean, does anyone really care? - Yeah, you're right.
There's no but. She's not getting it.
Like the way Commissioner Gordon tells Batman that he just took a poop.
I... I no can read these words.
Colonel Tushfinger lives on the moon, you idiot.
I don't believe that that's a real conversation
The story's over. Everything'll be back to normal next week.
That's tomorrow, and that is it for us today.