Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Colonel Tushfinger lives on the moon, you idiot.
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- I mean, does anyone really care? - Yeah, you're right.
You know, Brian, you're welcome to come with me and see for yourself
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Uh-huh. Chris, can I see you in the kitchen?
I'm thinking about her every time I masturbate to her.
Yeah, Mom. You should be a reporter.
- We found traces in the wounds. - Well, that narrows it down.
Good job, Chuck!
Rush Limbaugh is one of us. We have no wish to smear a fellow conservative.
Now, Seth, this movie is hot. It's just hot, hot, hot.
Yes, I am. They're both characters I created.
Lois, please, take the job, for Shit's sake!
That's tomorrow, and that is it for us today.
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
I... I no can read these words.
This is our control room, where we have the ability
Hey, let's see yours, Quagmire.
Okay, you're right. I'm a little biased myself,
The story's over. Everything'll be back to normal next week.
There's no but. She's not getting it.
We'll do it live! Fuck it!
whose weekly visits the whole family eagerly awaits?
A plum? What is this, 1986?
Like the way Commissioner Gordon tells Batman that he just took a poop.
Cut, cut, cut! Cleveland, what are you doing?
No
Now I'm showing you proof and you're dismissing it?
- But the question is who? - Well, whoever it was wears nail polish.
I am Rush Limbaugh. That's a costume.
Well...
and he's already got the suitcase.
When did the Handiquacks become people I care about?
Wow! Look at that HD picture!
I don't believe that that's a real conversation
All right, episode one, "What the Duck?" Take one.
You know, I don't believe that.