Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, okay. Let's see here. And then...

With satisfaction when we're done Satisfaction of what's to come

Do you have another outfit in your car?

I wouldn't dance for another

I, too, was a sexual partner of Cece.

- How you doing, kid? - Great.

...with one hollowed-out papaya, some crushed ice and two fingers of rum.

I'm not doing it till you tell me why you had time to shave your chest, but not your face.

Why are you proud of that?

I love teaching.

Now I'm doing this. Sure. And now I'm not sure what I'm doing.

I'll sleep with you if you give me a part in a Paramount picture.

I can't have an emotionally vulnerable person on my crew. Tonight...

[NICK CHUCKLES]

Okay, fine. You know what, Jess, fine, you can be my other shot girl.

- What? Why? - You can't handle it.

You're going to be fine, you know that, right?

- You are a terrible shot girl. - Ha, ha, ha.

The only thing easier than this is passing out cigarettes to prisoners.

[SINGING] Hey, girl

- I'm not going to do it, stop asking me. - I'm gonna keep asking, so just do it.

Congratulations on your penis, man.

- That is what I want. - That's what you'll get.

JESS: What's wrong with you? - You wigging?

I should've grabbed the yo-yo or the slap bracelet.

Schmidt, stop looking at me like I'm a fat kid riding a bike.

Yeah. Interesting choices.

Sexy girl All around the world

Come on, okay, you and I both know we never would have worked.

- No. - And you, my friend, are bartending.

...you can have anything you want out of the lost-and-found box.

Thank you very much for coming. There's party favors at the door.

And please, please tell me he's on some sort of medication...

Look sharp, you dumb-ass.