Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm a changed man. Look at me. I'm wearing a suit.

- And then it just... - Sucks.

You broke up with me.

Okay, I'm sorry, I overslept. I'm running late for a meeting.

That is not just some disgusting, salty bundle of gauze.

- How's this? Getting mad or you happy? - That's really good.

- And then it sucks again and... - Yeah.

...to lay off 10 percent of our non-tenured teachers.

My boobs are loving this unemployed thing.

[WINSTON GIGGLES]

Wait, Jess, please, I'm begging you.

Ugh. Jess. Would you please scratch an itch I have on my undercarriage?

What's your name?

Winston, your brand is Winston.

- Life sucks. - Ha, ha, ha.

I saw what you did to the toilet seat, and I'm not unstable. I just need a job.

We've done nothing but love you, Schmidt.

I'm gonna be a great shot girl, Nick.

[CROWD CHEERING]

- I didn't even know you were that flexible. - Well...

This is definitely real fire. I'm very apologetic. I think everyone should leave.

I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Oh.

Honey, what happened to you in your life that made you like this?

Can you believe that the zoo won't let me borrow their white tiger? I mean, the nerve.