Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What the hell is this? Come on.

...that used to make girls lose their minds in college.

- Who'd you invite? - Ladies from Lululemon, my urologist.

JESS: Where are you going, Schmidt? SCHMIDT: All right.

- Who's that girl? CHORUS: Who's that girl?

Jess, come on, I can't do anything and look at me.

- Right. - I think I can get Cece back.

- I'm sorry. - No, you're right.

- It's danger. - I'm with danger.

My badminton partner, financial planner, Philip Seymour Hoffman.

- It just... It just sucks, you know? - Yeah.

The broken-penis guy.

Now I only wanna make a drink that a coal miner would want.

Thank you for your honesty.

Look at my butt! Look at my butt!

I'll do it, but I'm not making those drinks.

Sexy girl All around the world

- Your legs don't work? - Good stuff.

I know you've been waiting all week for me to break down, but I'm fine.

Seriously, let it go.

I'm gonna go to my room and process what just happened.

She hasn't spoken to you all summer, since you broke up with her.

NICK: That is what happened.

Groove is in the heart

What's wrong with your eyes, Nick?