Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Look, I wanted to tell you... - Schmidt, I want you to meet Robby...
A guy who once wrote for a little show called Crank Yankers.
Cold! Cold! Cold shower!
I had to check out the new-and-improved Schmidt.
- Okay. You want me to be mean? - Yes.
You bring the heat, not a threat in the looks department.
I don't like music. What's up with me, you know?
This hospital website says I can earn up to $700.
I'm over-thinking it. The hat's fine.
You know, in student health services, they still call that Schmidting the bed.
Like a crazy old man.
I'm staging an event to re-launch the Schmidt brand.
NICK: No, you guys, she's really sad and we've gotta...
You know why? Because I got something up my sleeve.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Be mean.
- In the back. There you go. JESS: Stop moving like that.
I'd like to thank my urologist for coming.
- Are you saying I'm not hot? - No, no, no, I'm not...
That's not how you deliver news.
CECE: There he his.
Jess. Oh, my God, are you okay? How long have you been sitting here?
This is not some fancy hotel.
ALL [CHANTING]: Shot girl, shot girl, shot girl!
Um...
[LMFAO'S "PUT THAT As $ TO WORK" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
[KMC'S "EVERYBODY JUMP" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
[SINGING] Groove is in the heart
It's just that being a teacher was all I ever, ever wanted to do.
I've decided to host my re-launch event at Nick's bar.
...into spending $9 on a $2 shot. She doesn't have it.
[JESSIE WARE'S "WILDEST MOMENTS" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
- Oh, thank God. - What am I watching here?
Nicholas. Winstoniel.
- Wow. Schmidty, you really lowered Cece's bar. - There's gotta be an explanation for this.