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♪ TO THE EAST SIDE ♪ ♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
YOU REMEMBER THAT STORY ABOUT THE CHINESE
BECAUSE HE'S FLYING INTO NEW YORK NEXT WEEK TO BEGIN HIS NEW ADVENTURE.
♪ TO THE EAST SIDE ♪ ♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
THIS IS MRS. JEFFERSON.
I'M SORRY, BUT I'M NOT HOME.
DUDE WHO OWNS THE RESTAURANT DOWN THE STREET?
OH, TELL HIM ABOUT YOUR GRANDFATHER, HELEN,
I OWN A CHAIN OF FIVE CLEANING STORES, STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING.
NO, LOOK, MA... SHE'S ON HER WAY.
LOOK, MAMA, I CAN'T TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW. GET OFF THE LINE.
- YOU SAID EVERY TIME... - DON'T DO WHAT I SAID. DO WHAT I SAY.
GET OFF THE LINE!
WE'VE HAD A TREMENDOUS RESPONSE FROM OUR READERS.
I CHANGED MY MIND. I'D LOVE ONE.
THAT'S A HUNDRED BUCKS!
YOU KNOW, MR. WILLIS, IN THIS BOOK I'M WRITING,
EVERY TIME I FLY, I GET AIRSICK.
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BUY THAT KIND OF ADVERTISING.
THAT AIN'T NOTHIN'. I CROSSED THE PACIFIC IN AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER.
GEORGE IS OUT TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION TONIGHT, SO HE'S NOT GOING TO BE HIMSELF.
SINCE THAT HAPPENED, HIS BUSINESS HAS TRIPLED.
OH, THEY'LL BE HERE. RICH PEOPLE ALWAYS COME LATE.
WHY NOT? WE STAYED OUR $100 WORTH.
♪ TO A DELUXE APARTMENT IN THE SKY ♪
NICE TO MEET YOU. AND YOU MUST BE MRS. JEFFERSON.
THAT'D MAKE A FANTASTIC STORY. I WISH I COULD HEAR MORE, BUT I DO HAVE TO LEAVE.
ME? NO. NO CONNECTION.
COME IN. MEET MIKE MORENO.
I DID IT, WEEZY! HE'S COMING OVER TO DO MY STORY.