Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IT ALL STARTED 45 YEARS AGO. MR. JEFFERSON?
THEY TASTE LIKE HOT RUBBER BANDS.
I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE GOT MY PAD HERE... NO, WHAT ABOUT ME?
ANYHOW, IT SAYS RIGHT HERE,
IT MEANS THAT YOU JUST GAVE US A CHECK TO SUPPORT MIXED MARRIAGES.
♪ MOVIN', MOVIN' ON UP ♪♪
I WAS TALKING TO TOM. GOOD. WELL, YOU KEEP TALKING TO HIM.
WELL, I'M VERY GLAD TO MEET YOU. I'M WRITING A BOOK, YOU KNOW.
IN THE HOSPITAL IN THE BRONX.
STOP PICKING ON HER, GEORGE.
ANYWAY, THEY RAN INTO THIS HURRICANE, AND THEY LOST THEIR MAST AND SAILS,
TO OUR ORGANIZATION, AFRO. THAT'S A-F-R-O.
IT DOES?
UNTIL HE WAS TURNED OVER TO THE SALVATION ARMY.
YOUR MOTHER, THE ASTRONAUT.
IS TURNED OVER TO THE SALVATION ARMY; THEY CALL HIM AN "INDIGENT."
I WAS 45 WHEN I STARTED TELLING THIS STORY.
FLORENCE, YOU CAN PUT THE PIZZA PUFFS IN THE OVEN AS SOON THE GUESTS ARRIVE,
THAT'S RIGHT. HE STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING
HE HATES PUBLICITY.
EITHER WE'RE IN THE WRONG APARTMENT, OR HE'S UP TO SOMETHING.
IT ALL STARTED 45 YEARS AGO,
MR. JEFFERSON? MIKE MORENO, EAST SIDE CHRONICLE.
I WISH I COULD.
MORNIN', MA. OH, GOOD MORNING, SON.
OH, REALLY? YES. YOU SEE, I'M NEWSPAPERMAN.
NO! NOBODY'S GOING NO PLACE!
UH, LET'S SEE, HOW ABOUT TONIGHT, 6:30?
THAT'S BECAUSE I GOT A WIFE WHO'S ALWAYS STEAMING ME UP.
THEN WHY DON'T YOU ADVERTISE?
HELLO. OH, OH, OH.
ON SUCCESSFUL BLACK BUSINESSMEN AROUND HERE.
ONE THING I LEARNED IN LIFE, YOU GOT TO BLOW YOUR OWN HORN.