Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

LIKE THIS DUDE HERE IN THIS PAPER? WHAT DUDE?
♪ AS LONG AS WE LIVE IT'S YOU AND ME, BABY ♪
SO WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO OVER THERE AND MAKE YOURSELVES A DRINK?
YOU WANNA HEAR WHAT I'LL SAY? OKAY, YOU BE MR. MORENO, AND I'M CALLING YOU UP.
UH-HUH. JUST A MINUTE. I'LL CALL HIM.
FORTY-FIVE YEARS AGO...
HELLO, MR. MORENO?
- AND I WAS JUST A LITTLE... - MEATBALL?
UNFORTUNATELY, HE ONLY MADE IT TWICE.
FLORENCE, GET THE DOOR!
INVITE SOME OF THE NEIGHBORS. THE REPORTER AIN'T GONNA KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
A WHITE ONE AT THAT.
WITH ONE RUNDOWN CLEANING PLANT IN QUEENS...
WE'RE AT THE COLBY EAST. TWELFTH FLOOR.
AND YOU'VE GOT THE HOT AIR TO DO IT.
WE WERE HOPING TO TALK TO LOUISE ABOUT OUR ANNUAL CHARITY AFFAIR.
♪ WE FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THE PIE ♪♪
YOU DON'T WANT THAT ZEBRA MARRIAGE HANGING AROUND?
MAYBE I BETTER HAVE ANOTHER.
A MAN'S VOICE SOUNDS MORE IMPORTANT THAN A WOMAN'S ANYTIME.
YES, MR. JEFFERSON.
LOOK, NOW, YOU... I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL, POP. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. BYE.
THAT'S WHAT GAVE ME MY LARYNGITIS.
SO CALL THIS REPORTER. HIS NAME IS MIKE MORENO. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO SAY.
OF COURSE. THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME.
NO. SHE WAS HIS SIAMESE CAT.
♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪ ♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
OH, IT'S HIM, IT'S HIM. SHH. HELLO?
I GATHER YOU WERE BORN 45 YEARS AGO.
WHAT? OH, I'VE GOT HIS NUMBER RIGHT HERE.