Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

HELLO, MR. MORENO? YEAH, MR. MORENO. SPEAKING.

YOUR MOTHER. SHE'S TAKING A NAP.

HMM! YOU'RE TALKIN' TO THE WRONG DOWNTRODDEN BLACK, HONEY.

I GOT A LINE ON TWO GREAT STORIES:

NOW, WHAT DO WE GOT SO FAR? NOTHING,

HOW DO YOU DO? FINE, THANK YOU,

BUT I'M A THOUSANDAIRE.

SHE WAS PREGGERS AT THE TIME.

AND YOU TOO, MRS. WILLIS. I WANNA GET ALL THE DETAILS STRAIGHT.

AND MR. BENTLEY'S BROTHER, THAT'S A FANTASTIC STORY!

OH, MAMA, MEET MIKE MORENO.

NOW, HERE'S SOMETHING I WISH WOULD HAPPEN TO ME.

WHEN THEY PULLED INTO NEW YORK HARBOR, ELOISE WEIGHED 53 POUNDS.

♪ FISH DON'T FRY IN THE KITCHEN ♪

CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY? NO. I THOUGHT YOU WAS JUST TALKING.

THAT'S NOT HONEST. THAT MAKES YOU A HYPOCRITE.

♪ WE FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THE PIE ♪

SO FAR, YOU'VE GOT ONE GUEST LINED UP:

DID YOU EVER HEAR OF BUTEX INDUSTRIES?

IT'S SO HARD TO GET GOOD HELP THESE DAYS.

BUT THE SECOND CROSSING WAS A BIT OF A STICKY WICKET.

A U.N. AMBASSADOR, A BIG PUBLISHER,

HIRING A MAID FOR JUST FIVE PEOPLE.

OH, THAT'S SAD. HOW DID YOUR FATHER GET HIS START?

SEE YOU TONIGHT.

OH, HOW ABOUT YOU, MRS. JEFFERSON? OH, THANK YOU, FLORENCE.

NOW ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS COME UP WITH ALL THOSE PEOPLE YOU LIED TO HIM ABOUT.