Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

HMM! YOU'RE TALKIN' TO THE WRONG DOWNTRODDEN BLACK, HONEY.

I GOT A LINE ON TWO GREAT STORIES:

AND YOU TOO, MRS. WILLIS. I WANNA GET ALL THE DETAILS STRAIGHT.

♪ FISH DON'T FRY IN THE KITCHEN ♪

SO FAR, YOU'VE GOT ONE GUEST LINED UP:

NOW ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS COME UP WITH ALL THOSE PEOPLE YOU LIED TO HIM ABOUT.

SEE YOU TONIGHT.

WHEN THEY PULLED INTO NEW YORK HARBOR, ELOISE WEIGHED 53 POUNDS.

SHE WAS PREGGERS AT THE TIME.

HOW DO YOU DO? FINE, THANK YOU,

NOW, WHAT DO WE GOT SO FAR? NOTHING,

NOW, HERE'S SOMETHING I WISH WOULD HAPPEN TO ME.

YOUR MOTHER. SHE'S TAKING A NAP.

BUT I'M A THOUSANDAIRE.

BUT THE SECOND CROSSING WAS A BIT OF A STICKY WICKET.

A U.N. AMBASSADOR, A BIG PUBLISHER,

♪ WE FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THE PIE ♪

OH, MAMA, MEET MIKE MORENO.

THAT'S NOT HONEST. THAT MAKES YOU A HYPOCRITE.

IT'S SO HARD TO GET GOOD HELP THESE DAYS.

CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY? NO. I THOUGHT YOU WAS JUST TALKING.

AND MR. BENTLEY'S BROTHER, THAT'S A FANTASTIC STORY!

OH, THAT'S SAD. HOW DID YOUR FATHER GET HIS START?

HELLO, MR. MORENO? YEAH, MR. MORENO. SPEAKING.

OH, HOW ABOUT YOU, MRS. JEFFERSON? OH, THANK YOU, FLORENCE.

HIRING A MAID FOR JUST FIVE PEOPLE.

DID YOU EVER HEAR OF BUTEX INDUSTRIES?