Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ NOW WE'RE UP IN THE BIG LEAGUES ♪
OLDEST OF SEVEN CHILDREN, STARTED OUT AS A DELIVERY BOY,
- YOU'RE INVITING US TO COCKTAILS? - WHAT'S SO STRANGE ABOUT THAT?
CAN'T BE NOTHIN' BUT A HONKY.
IT WAS TOUGH FOR MY FATHER TO FIND A JOB IN THOSE DAYS.
HELLO. I LIKE TO SPEAK TO MIKE MORENO, PLEASE.
AND A $5,000 WHIPLASH SETTLEMENT FROM THE CITY OF NEW YORK.
LOOK, I'M TRYING TO JAZZ UP THE STORY.
WE DIDN'T HAVE RATS, GEORGE. A FEW MICE, MAYBE, BUT NO RATS.
TWENTY-FIVE YEARS BEING MARRIED TO GEORGE HAS FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH ME.
HOLD IT. AIN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?
YOU COULD'VE HAD IT OPENED, ANSWERED AND SHUT BEFORE I EVEN GOT NEAR IT!
OH, YOU MEAN CHARLIE KWAN, THE ONE WHO SAVED A GUY FROM BEING MUGGED?
AND WORKED HIS WAY ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP...
UH, YES. YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF HIM.
NO, I AIN'T. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
HIS NAME IS GEORGE JEFFERSON.
YOU KNOW, AND THOSE PHONY LIBERAL WRITERS ARE ALL FOR MIXING THE RACES.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
NO, LOOK, IT'S JUST THAT I'M EXPECTING AN IMPORTANT CALL.
- BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID... - DON'T THINK! I DO THE THINKING.
UH-HUH.
I'LL CALL HIM FOR YOU, POP. THANK YOU, SON.
I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED THIS FOR THE WORLD.
EVERYBODY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET... YES, YES!
RIGHT. WELL...
WELL, WHY AM I CALLING THEM? YOU'RE NOT A MILLIONAIRE.