Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- YOU'RE INVITING US TO COCKTAILS? - WHAT'S SO STRANGE ABOUT THAT?

AND A $5,000 WHIPLASH SETTLEMENT FROM THE CITY OF NEW YORK.

LOOK, I'M TRYING TO JAZZ UP THE STORY.

YOU COULD'VE HAD IT OPENED, ANSWERED AND SHUT BEFORE I EVEN GOT NEAR IT!

♪ NOW WE'RE UP IN THE BIG LEAGUES ♪

WE DIDN'T HAVE RATS, GEORGE. A FEW MICE, MAYBE, BUT NO RATS.

WELL, WHY AM I CALLING THEM? YOU'RE NOT A MILLIONAIRE.

HOLD IT. AIN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?

TWENTY-FIVE YEARS BEING MARRIED TO GEORGE HAS FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH ME.

I'LL CALL HIM FOR YOU, POP. THANK YOU, SON.

NO, LOOK, IT'S JUST THAT I'M EXPECTING AN IMPORTANT CALL.

AND WORKED HIS WAY ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP...

I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED THIS FOR THE WORLD.

HIS NAME IS GEORGE JEFFERSON.

OLDEST OF SEVEN CHILDREN, STARTED OUT AS A DELIVERY BOY,

EVERYBODY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET... YES, YES!

HELLO. I LIKE TO SPEAK TO MIKE MORENO, PLEASE.

UH, YES. YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF HIM.

CAN'T BE NOTHIN' BUT A HONKY.

NO, I AIN'T. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

OH, YOU MEAN CHARLIE KWAN, THE ONE WHO SAVED A GUY FROM BEING MUGGED?

YOU KNOW, AND THOSE PHONY LIBERAL WRITERS ARE ALL FOR MIXING THE RACES.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

IT WAS TOUGH FOR MY FATHER TO FIND A JOB IN THOSE DAYS.

- BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID... - DON'T THINK! I DO THE THINKING.