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I'M JUST ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO THINKS HE'S DOING A MARVELOUS JOB.

LOOK, YOU CAN COME TO DINNER ANYTIME YOU WANT... UH, NOT TONIGHT!

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? TELL HIM A BUNCH OF LIES?

FINALLY, THEY WERE RESCUED BY A NORWEGIAN SARDINE BOAT.

NO STRANGER THAN WILT CHAMBERLAIN BUYING ELEVATOR SHOES.

WELL, WE JUST HAVE JUST TWO TICKETS LEFT TO OUR DINNER DANCE NEXT WEEK.

OKAY. WHO DO I MAKE THIS OUT TO?

HELLO. GEORGE JEFFERSON SPEAKING.

WELL, YOU BETTER GET ON THAT PHONE AND START MAKING SOME CALLS.

BUT THAT'S SUCH A LONG STORY. WHO ASKED YOU?

I INVITED YOU, DIDN'T I?

SHE'S ALL THUMBS AND NO BRAIN.

I DIDN'T LIE. NOT EXACTLY.

I DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH TIME, SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET STARTED? RIGHT.

I'M A CLEANING MAID. I AIN'T USED TO SERVING.

I DON'T, BUT I NEED 'EM TONIGHT.

SO WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET MY FATHER INSTEAD?

AT LEAST IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GOIN' FOR A GOOD CAUSE. WHAT'S THAT STAND FOR?