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NO STRANGER THAN WILT CHAMBERLAIN BUYING ELEVATOR SHOES.

LOOK, YOU CAN COME TO DINNER ANYTIME YOU WANT... UH, NOT TONIGHT!

I'M JUST ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO THINKS HE'S DOING A MARVELOUS JOB.

WELL, YOU BETTER GET ON THAT PHONE AND START MAKING SOME CALLS.

I INVITED YOU, DIDN'T I?

I DIDN'T LIE. NOT EXACTLY.

I DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH TIME, SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET STARTED? RIGHT.

HELLO. GEORGE JEFFERSON SPEAKING.

WELL, WE JUST HAVE JUST TWO TICKETS LEFT TO OUR DINNER DANCE NEXT WEEK.

BUT THAT'S SUCH A LONG STORY. WHO ASKED YOU?

SHE'S ALL THUMBS AND NO BRAIN.

AT LEAST IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GOIN' FOR A GOOD CAUSE. WHAT'S THAT STAND FOR?

I DON'T, BUT I NEED 'EM TONIGHT.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? TELL HIM A BUNCH OF LIES?

OKAY. WHO DO I MAKE THIS OUT TO?

I'M A CLEANING MAID. I AIN'T USED TO SERVING.

FINALLY, THEY WERE RESCUED BY A NORWEGIAN SARDINE BOAT.

SO WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET MY FATHER INSTEAD?