Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU KNOW, JUST A FEW PERSONAL FRIENDS.
YES, YOU'VE BEEN ALMOST NODDING OFF FOR TWO-AND-A-HALF HOURS NOW.
YEAH. BECAUSE NONE OF THEM THINGS ARE HAPPENIN' TO US.
FORTY-FIVE YEARS AGO, A WOMAN WENT INTO THE COTTON FIELD IN ALABAMA.
YOU GOT TO GRAB HIS INTEREST. YOU GOT TO HOOK HIM RIGHT AWAY.
I THINK YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE.
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YOUR BROTHER ACTUALLY CROSSED THE ATLANTIC IN A SAILBOAT?
YES, MY NAME IS, UH, EBONY.
NOW, IT ALL STARTED 45 YEARS AGO.
MAYBE AN ASTRONAUT.
HELLO. OH, HI, MOM. HUH?
- AND BRILLIANT. - IF I BUY THE TICKETS, WILL YOU COME TONIGHT?
TOM HERE IS A BIG PUBLISHER.
JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME NAUSEOUS.
LET ME SEE THAT.
OH, WE'RE HAVING A FEW FRIENDS OVER FOR COCKTAILS.
MRS. JEFFERSON, I WOULD KNOW YOU ANYWHERE.
YES, IT DID. THE PAPER CALLED HIM AN "INDIGENT."
AS I WAS SAYING, IT ALL STARTED...
- REALLY? WHAT IS THAT? - HE PLANS TO PADDLE A CANOE FROM HERE TO MIAMI BEACH.
WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO GET OUT?
- OH? - YES. HE NEVER MADE A TRIP WITHOUT HER.
VERY GOOD. AIN'T YOU ONE STORY SHORT?
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE THINKING UP TO ME.
WELL, THAT'S FASCINATING. I'D LIKE TO HEAR MORE ABOUT YOUR FATHER.
DON'T PUT THAT PENCIL DOWN. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
THE JEFFERSONS WAS RECORDED ON TAPE IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE.
AND I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE YOU DID AT THAT LAST PARTY.
RIGHT. OKAY, FINE. SEE YOU THEN. BYE.
YOU'RE BOUND TO GET A LOT OF NUISANCE CALLS.
LOUISE, WOULD YOU PLEASE GO AND SEE WHAT'S BOTHERING THAT YOUNG LADY?