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MRS. WILLIS'S FATHER AND MR. BENTLEY'S BROTHER.
HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S WHITE? IT DOESN'T SAY SO IN THE PAPER.
HE TOOK HIS PREGNANT WIFE WITH HIM?
WELL, MY FATHER WAS VERY, VERY POOR.
WHEN COMRADE BENTLEY TOLD ME WE WERE COMING HERE.
WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO HER, WEEZY? WHY?
WELL, THINK ABOUT GETTING YOURSELF ANOTHER MAID!
OH, MR. JEFFERSON? THIS IS MR. JEFFERSON'S BUTLER.
GOT HIS FIRST CLEANING STORE THROUGH HARD WORK, SKIMPING AND SAVING...
AND WHEN SHE CAME... GEORGE, I THINK I'LL TAKE A NAP.
OH, HELLO! I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
WHY DON'T WE JUST START FROM THE BEGINNING?
MRS. JEFFERSON, IT'S THAT WEIRDO AND A FOX.
A BORN LEADER. I MEAN, THIS DUDE IS DYNAMITE.
A BABY WAS BORN IN A COTTON FIELD IN ALABAMA.
OH, HE IS. WAIT A MINUTE. ABDUL KARIM GOLDMAN.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CLAM DIP? NYET! NYET!
- NO, NO, NO. I'M AFRAID... - AFRAID?
NOW LISTEN TO THIS, WEEZY. I GOT MY LIFE STORY ALL WORKED OUT FOR THAT REPORTER.
YOU TELL LOUISE SHE'S BUYING THE WRONG KIND OF TOMATO JUICE.
BECAUSE THAT'LL MAKE HER HANG UP.
- OH. - LUCKILY, IT WAS THE FIRST AND THE THIRD TIME.
DIANE'S GOT THE FLU. I'LL CALL FLORENCE.
♪ TO THE EAST SIDE ♪ ♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
IT'S ONLY FOR A COUPLE HOURS.
WORKED HIS WAY THROUGH COLLEGE AND NOW HE OWNS A CHAIN OF DRUGSTORES.
- WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? - HE LOVES SUNSHINE.
APIECE. WHAT?
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