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FORTY-SIX.
FROM THIS SERIES I BEEN WRITING ON BLACK CAPITALISM.
HE'S HERE TO DO A STORY ABOUT ME. I GOT THE IDEA FOR MY BOOK...
AND THEY DRIFTED AROUND FOR DAYS WITHOUT ANY FOOD.
WAIT A MINUTE. JUST HOW BAD DO YOU WANT US?
IT WAS THE PUBLICITY THAT DID IT.
SIDNEY J. EBONY.
AH, YES, MAKE IT TWO, NEAT.
NO!
AND A SEVEN-CAR PILEUP ON THE WEST SIDE HIGHWAY.
ONLY THAT BLOODY MARY MADE ME SO SLEEPY,
AND I KNOW YOU'LL UNDERSTAND BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME TOO.
I'LL GUARANTEE IT. OKAY. HOW MUCH?
CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO EAT?
WHY DON'T YOU STOP HANGING AROUND OUT HERE?
OH, FINE. BYE.
AH, YES, COME IN, COME IN. I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY WIFE LOUISE.
OF COURSE. OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
EXCEPT YOU'RE 45 YEARS OLD.
LOOK, A SON IS SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO HIS FATHER NO MATTER HOW DUMB HE IS.
BUT HE AIN'T INTERESTED IN THAT RIGHT NOW. HE'S HERE TO DO A STORY ABOUT ME.
SHE JUST ARRIVED FROM RUSSIA THIS AFTERNOON.
AFTER THE PARTY, I'LL BE JUST AS HONEST AS I ALWAYS AM.
FASTEST-RISING BLACK BUSINESSMEN IN THE COUNTRY?