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NO!
OF COURSE. OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
OH, FINE. BYE.
AND I KNOW YOU'LL UNDERSTAND BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME TOO.
BUT HE AIN'T INTERESTED IN THAT RIGHT NOW. HE'S HERE TO DO A STORY ABOUT ME.
ONLY THAT BLOODY MARY MADE ME SO SLEEPY,
AND THEY DRIFTED AROUND FOR DAYS WITHOUT ANY FOOD.
AFTER THE PARTY, I'LL BE JUST AS HONEST AS I ALWAYS AM.
AH, YES, COME IN, COME IN. I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY WIFE LOUISE.
WAIT A MINUTE. JUST HOW BAD DO YOU WANT US?
AH, YES, MAKE IT TWO, NEAT.
FROM THIS SERIES I BEEN WRITING ON BLACK CAPITALISM.
CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO EAT?
WHY DON'T YOU STOP HANGING AROUND OUT HERE?
AND A SEVEN-CAR PILEUP ON THE WEST SIDE HIGHWAY.
I'LL GUARANTEE IT. OKAY. HOW MUCH?
SHE JUST ARRIVED FROM RUSSIA THIS AFTERNOON.
FORTY-SIX.
IT WAS THE PUBLICITY THAT DID IT.
FASTEST-RISING BLACK BUSINESSMEN IN THE COUNTRY?
SIDNEY J. EBONY.
EXCEPT YOU'RE 45 YEARS OLD.
HE'S HERE TO DO A STORY ABOUT ME. I GOT THE IDEA FOR MY BOOK...
LOOK, A SON IS SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO HIS FATHER NO MATTER HOW DUMB HE IS.