Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That makes us friends, right?

Excuse me sir, did you see my broadcast tonight?

I go to the floss store and they're like, "Whoa, there he is again. "

"To: Online Christian Soldiers.

Can 15 strippers run their own airline?

m o u p m o u p

and poop it into the diaper we call the 6:00 news.

"dingle-dangle," "Boston marriage,"

-You want to stick it to these whiteys? - Hey, I'm down with OPP...

- Dad! - Fine, cone.

Liberals hate families.

I'm going to glue my mouth shut with butterscotch.

which are then funneled through the FCC straight to the Republican party.

Our cheetah buddy from the last time we were in Africa.

Uh, hey, look, it's the airport bus. You should get on it.

His career is ruined. And I was afraid he might commit

Ms. Melissa Burlingame! Peace out! Ms. Melissa Burlingame! Peace out!

That's what you get for, uh, I don't know, messing with my wife. And it goes on.

We win by forfeit. The sweetest win there is.

Ms. Melissa Burlingame! Peace out!

I know. 'Cause this one's really, really bad.

Uh, I'll Etch-A-Sketch it for you.

Now, like toothless babies, they suckle on the sugary teat of misinformation