Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We win by forfeit. The sweetest win there is.

Our cheetah buddy from the last time we were in Africa.

Excuse me sir, did you see my broadcast tonight?

I go to the floss store and they're like, "Whoa, there he is again. "

That's what you get for, uh, I don't know, messing with my wife. And it goes on.

m o u p m o u p

I know. 'Cause this one's really, really bad.

and poop it into the diaper we call the 6:00 news.

-You want to stick it to these whiteys? - Hey, I'm down with OPP...

His career is ruined. And I was afraid he might commit

which are then funneled through the FCC straight to the Republican party.

That makes us friends, right?

Now, like toothless babies, they suckle on the sugary teat of misinformation

- Dad! - Fine, cone.

Ms. Melissa Burlingame! Peace out!

Ms. Melissa Burlingame! Peace out! Ms. Melissa Burlingame! Peace out!

Liberals hate families.

Uh, I'll Etch-A-Sketch it for you.

"To: Online Christian Soldiers.

"dingle-dangle," "Boston marriage,"

I'm going to glue my mouth shut with butterscotch.

Uh, hey, look, it's the airport bus. You should get on it.

Can 15 strippers run their own airline?