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I guess there's just no place for truth and bravery in today's media.

Let's see... According to your charts, you're due for your annual throat scraping.

Oh, Bart, you fall for that every six months.

Kent, we want to offer you your old job back with a 50% pay increase.

Fellow primate, this is a wake-up call.

Here we go. Four, three, two...

He's got all the money in the world but there's one thing he can't buy. What Comic Book Guy called him.

The happiness swept me away!

This one's going to be the Simpsons at our finest.

I was afraid he might commit you-know-what-icide

and we have a dentist appointment at 3:00. Thanks, Maggie.

But you have to give us an 8X10 for our wall

Ladies, check out what I can do with the oxygen masks.

Don't you love that clean mouth feeling?

Mr. Simpson, have you been flossing regularly?

Oh, God, no, I get my news from the Internet like every other normal person under 70.

- Kent, can we talk? - I'm not fired, am I?

Mixed signals, hmm...

supporters of a political and social philosophy that promotes individual rights, civil liberties, democracy, and free enterprise I hate them so much

Come on, everybody. Time for the family portrait.