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Good day, ladies!
"Dr. Shar's Pre-Implant Temporary Bust Augmentations.
Quinn, would you like to see yourself with cheekbones?
It wasn't cute. It had, like, an extra bone in it.
Yeah, she's super cute.
That's not true.
Anyway, I don't think your attitude's so bad.
It would be a crime against nature,
I can't have this on my conscience.
but women in business are judged on their looks,
Twelve people smiled back, fifteen said hello, eight said hi.
You've got the kind of looks that make other girls mentally ill.
but here's something nice you can do for calves: calf implants!
It's Brooke.
Really.
Hello! Quinn's cousin or something.
Now she looks like one of those beer dogs on TV.
Because a really deep person like you has too many important things on her mind,
Those nostrils are itty-bitty compared to the ones you had.
Thanks.
It's not leftover nose pieces, is it?
Can I take this stuff off now? I don't like not being liked.
Which means she can make me look like Quinn.
From the first time man and woman gazed upon themselves in the ripples of a sun-dappled pool,
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