Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah.
She earns her living making people feel bad about their looks.
Physically.
You know, maybe I should get boobs.
Ms. Barch, will you please send Daria Morgendorffer to the office? Her sister...
All right, funny gal, your turn!
human beings have been blessed, and burdened, by awareness of their own image.
So, Quinn, I was wondering if...
Hey, thanks Daria.
We all know about the terrible atrocities caused by America's lust for veal,
In here.
At another hospital. In Belgium.
Quinn, honey, I like your attitude. You're open to life's possibilities.
Hey, cowboy, how would you like five dollars?
What's rhinoplasty?
Of course, we don't appear to be going home...
I didn't even know that you had one.
So stop it.
I bet if I got some boobs on credit, I can get the rest of the money in no time.
Dr. Shar is very busy, sir. Quinn Morgendorffer!
Oh, Dr. Shar, she's the best.
Cousin!
Hmmm... nose, chin, eyes, cheeks, lips, hair... alrighty!
Dr. Shar says the average female has enough fat in her butt to keep her lips luscious until she's, like, seventy.
It'll be fun!
It's an emergency!
Humor may lift your spirits, Daria, but it takes a professional to lift your buttocks!
Oh, honey, nothing wrong with that nose.
Brooke, I must say, and I mean this in a not shallow way, you are totally cute now.
But you, Daria... I hate to see a young lady give up on herself at such a early age.