Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WHAT WOULD I WANT WITH AN OLD TUB LIKE THAT?
COME ON, LITTLE BUDDY.
I KNOW, SKIPPER. BUT I ONLY BET A QUARTER, AND I WON.
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT?
I WON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD.
WELL, I CAN SEE IT.
IT'S TIME FOR THE 10:00 WALL STREET NEWS.
RIGHT.
AND CAPTAIN, HOW'S THIS CHAIR
GILLIGAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
THAT'S ALL. SIMPLE TRANSFER--OH, YOU CAN HAVE THE PEN.
JUST SIGN AT THE BOTTOM.
YOU'RE TERRIBLY NAIVE ABOUT FINANCIAL MATTERS.
YOU DO?
THAT'S A PRETTY FUNNY ONE, ISN'T IT, SKIPPER?
THERE'S A LONGER FORM?
MR. HOWELL CAN EXPLAIN IT BETTER THAN ME.
WITH ALL THOSE 3s COMING UP
WELL--
GILLIGAN, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR MIND.
NO, SIR, I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU YOU'RE WRONG.
JUST BECAUSE YOU DREAMED A SHIP IS GOING TO GO BY THE ISLAND?
I WANT THAT WATCH TOWER FINISHED BY TONIGHT.
THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY:
NO. BUT I GOT A FATHER ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO.
OH, THERE'S LOTS OF REASONS.
AH, THE PRESSURE. THIS ONE IS FOR 50 CENTS.
THIS IS THE SHORT FORM.
YOUR FATHER WILL FIX YOU BREAKFAST WHEN HE GETS BACK.
WHAT NEWS?
WELL, NOT ALWAYS, SKIPPER.
WHAT KIND OF SURPRISE?
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
WHEN YOU WON ALL THAT MONEY FROM HIM LAST NIGHT.
BUT YOU'RE GONNA.
YES. I NEVER DREAMED YOU WERE SO CLEVER.
THURSTON HOWELL HAS DONE IT AGAIN!