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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
THIS IS THE SHORT FORM.
THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY:
WELL, I CAN SEE IT.
WELL, NOT ALWAYS, SKIPPER.
WHAT NEWS?
COME ON, LITTLE BUDDY.
I KNOW, SKIPPER. BUT I ONLY BET A QUARTER, AND I WON.
IT'S TIME FOR THE 10:00 WALL STREET NEWS.
WITH ALL THOSE 3s COMING UP
MR. HOWELL CAN EXPLAIN IT BETTER THAN ME.
JUST BECAUSE YOU DREAMED A SHIP IS GOING TO GO BY THE ISLAND?
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT?
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YOU'RE TERRIBLY NAIVE ABOUT FINANCIAL MATTERS.
THAT'S A PRETTY FUNNY ONE, ISN'T IT, SKIPPER?
I WON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD.
OH, THERE'S LOTS OF REASONS.
WELL--
WHAT WOULD I WANT WITH AN OLD TUB LIKE THAT?
NO, SIR, I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU YOU'RE WRONG.
I WANT THAT WATCH TOWER FINISHED BY TONIGHT.
THERE'S A LONGER FORM?
JUST SIGN AT THE BOTTOM.
BUT YOU'RE GONNA.
RIGHT.
YOUR FATHER WILL FIX YOU BREAKFAST WHEN HE GETS BACK.
GILLIGAN, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR MIND.
YOU DO?
GILLIGAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
NO. BUT I GOT A FATHER ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO.
WHAT KIND OF SURPRISE?
AND CAPTAIN, HOW'S THIS CHAIR
THAT'S ALL. SIMPLE TRANSFER--OH, YOU CAN HAVE THE PEN.
AH, THE PRESSURE. THIS ONE IS FOR 50 CENTS.
YES. I NEVER DREAMED YOU WERE SO CLEVER.
WHEN YOU WON ALL THAT MONEY FROM HIM LAST NIGHT.
THURSTON HOWELL HAS DONE IT AGAIN!