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HA HA HA HA.
YOU SEE, SKIPPER, THERE'S NOTHING TO ALL THOSE DREAMS.
OF COURSE, THE STREET IS STILL TALKING ABOUT
PUT THAT PUTTER DOWN, GILLIGAN.
OH, WELL, FINE. WE'D BE GLAD TO COME.
YES, WELL, THAT'S PERFECTLY ALRIGHT. IT'S ALRIGHT.
PUTTING IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE GAME.
I'M GOING TO BET YOU ANYTHING YOU CAN'T DO IT AGAIN, ALRIGHT?
BUT YOU DON'T LOOK A THING LIKE ME.
* THE TINY SHIP WAS TOSSED *
YOU JUST SIGN RIGHT HERE. THERE YOU ARE.
WHERE'S THE BALL?
$2.00's SAYS I'M RIGHT.
* THEY'RE HERE FOR A LONG, LONG TIME *
WHAT DID I GET ON THE HOLE, DEAR?
[RATTLE]
UH, YES, I JUST STOPPED BY
FINE, MR. HOWELL. I HOPE YOU'LL ACCEPT MY APOLOGY.
UH-UH-UH.
WAS THAT YOU, SKIPPER?
CAPTAIN, WILL YOU PLEASE GET OFF THE PUTTING GREEN?
OH, I COULDN'T ASK YOU TO DO A THING LIKE THAT.
WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING MONEY
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
AND, FRANKLY, I'M SURPRISED.
NO, SIR. OH.
WOULD MAKE A WONDERFUL MOVIE FOR SOME STUDIO.
UNTIL I CAN GET GILLIGAN OFF THIS ISLAND.
OH, GEE, GILLIGAN. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
THE WAY YOU OUTSMARTED MR. HOWELL.
INSTEAD OF GIVING ME MONEY
DO YOU HAVE A WIFE OR CHILDREN?
* SO JOIN US HERE EACH WEEK, MY FRIENDS *
IN WHAT I CALL A DIFFICULT BUT DELIGHTFUL SHOT.
NO. BUT I WORKED IN A GAS STATION ONCE.
I HAVE? GOSH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, SKIPPER.
AND THE LITTLE 4 BALL DOWN HERE
NO. YOU'D BE MUCH BETTER OFF, INSTEAD OF THE $3 MILLION
I JUST STOPPED BY TO PAY MY DEBT
WHAT IS THAT?
WELL, THAT WAS, UH, JUST BEGINNER'S LUCK.
YOU OIL MEN HAVE SUCH A WONDERFUL SENSE OF HUMOR.
I'LL TELL YA WHAT HE'S GONNA SAY!
TEHACHAPUKU OIL AND MINING?
RACK 'EM UP AGAIN, HOWELL.