Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

DO YOU HAVE A WIFE OR CHILDREN?

* THE TINY SHIP WAS TOSSED *

WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING MONEY

CAPTAIN, WILL YOU PLEASE GET OFF THE PUTTING GREEN?

THE WAY YOU OUTSMARTED MR. HOWELL.

UH, YES, I JUST STOPPED BY

PUT THAT PUTTER DOWN, GILLIGAN.

NO. BUT I WORKED IN A GAS STATION ONCE.

RACK 'EM UP AGAIN, HOWELL.

$2.00's SAYS I'M RIGHT.

WELL, THAT WAS, UH, JUST BEGINNER'S LUCK.

* THEY'RE HERE FOR A LONG, LONG TIME *

UNTIL I CAN GET GILLIGAN OFF THIS ISLAND.

AND, FRANKLY, I'M SURPRISED.

IN WHAT I CALL A DIFFICULT BUT DELIGHTFUL SHOT.

YOU SEE, SKIPPER, THERE'S NOTHING TO ALL THOSE DREAMS.

I'M GOING TO BET YOU ANYTHING YOU CAN'T DO IT AGAIN, ALRIGHT?

WHAT DID I GET ON THE HOLE, DEAR?

WOULD MAKE A WONDERFUL MOVIE FOR SOME STUDIO.

OH, I COULDN'T ASK YOU TO DO A THING LIKE THAT.

NO. YOU'D BE MUCH BETTER OFF, INSTEAD OF THE $3 MILLION

YES, WELL, THAT'S PERFECTLY ALRIGHT. IT'S ALRIGHT.

TEHACHAPUKU OIL AND MINING?

WHERE'S THE BALL?

I HAVE? GOSH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, SKIPPER.

YOU JUST SIGN RIGHT HERE. THERE YOU ARE.

AND THE LITTLE 4 BALL DOWN HERE

OF COURSE, THE STREET IS STILL TALKING ABOUT

I'LL TELL YA WHAT HE'S GONNA SAY!

INSTEAD OF GIVING ME MONEY

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

WAS THAT YOU, SKIPPER?

I JUST STOPPED BY TO PAY MY DEBT

OH, GEE, GILLIGAN. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

YOU OIL MEN HAVE SUCH A WONDERFUL SENSE OF HUMOR.

BUT YOU DON'T LOOK A THING LIKE ME.

OH, WELL, FINE. WE'D BE GLAD TO COME.

* SO JOIN US HERE EACH WEEK, MY FRIENDS *

FINE, MR. HOWELL. I HOPE YOU'LL ACCEPT MY APOLOGY.

PUTTING IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE GAME.