Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'LL TELL YA WHAT HE'S GONNA SAY!

NO. BUT I WORKED IN A GAS STATION ONCE.

INSTEAD OF GIVING ME MONEY

YOU JUST SIGN RIGHT HERE. THERE YOU ARE.

IN WHAT I CALL A DIFFICULT BUT DELIGHTFUL SHOT.

OH, I COULDN'T ASK YOU TO DO A THING LIKE THAT.

* THE TINY SHIP WAS TOSSED *

WHAT DID I GET ON THE HOLE, DEAR?

* SO JOIN US HERE EACH WEEK, MY FRIENDS *

AND, FRANKLY, I'M SURPRISED.

RACK 'EM UP AGAIN, HOWELL.

$2.00's SAYS I'M RIGHT.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

WHERE'S THE BALL?

NO. YOU'D BE MUCH BETTER OFF, INSTEAD OF THE $3 MILLION

WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING MONEY

AND THE LITTLE 4 BALL DOWN HERE

WAS THAT YOU, SKIPPER?

BUT YOU DON'T LOOK A THING LIKE ME.

DO YOU HAVE A WIFE OR CHILDREN?

TEHACHAPUKU OIL AND MINING?

UH, YES, I JUST STOPPED BY

PUTTING IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE GAME.

WELL, THAT WAS, UH, JUST BEGINNER'S LUCK.

WOULD MAKE A WONDERFUL MOVIE FOR SOME STUDIO.

CAPTAIN, WILL YOU PLEASE GET OFF THE PUTTING GREEN?

OF COURSE, THE STREET IS STILL TALKING ABOUT

I'M GOING TO BET YOU ANYTHING YOU CAN'T DO IT AGAIN, ALRIGHT?

OH, WELL, FINE. WE'D BE GLAD TO COME.

OH, GEE, GILLIGAN. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

THE WAY YOU OUTSMARTED MR. HOWELL.

UNTIL I CAN GET GILLIGAN OFF THIS ISLAND.

PUT THAT PUTTER DOWN, GILLIGAN.

YOU SEE, SKIPPER, THERE'S NOTHING TO ALL THOSE DREAMS.

YOU OIL MEN HAVE SUCH A WONDERFUL SENSE OF HUMOR.

I JUST STOPPED BY TO PAY MY DEBT

FINE, MR. HOWELL. I HOPE YOU'LL ACCEPT MY APOLOGY.

I HAVE? GOSH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, SKIPPER.

* THEY'RE HERE FOR A LONG, LONG TIME *

YES, WELL, THAT'S PERFECTLY ALRIGHT. IT'S ALRIGHT.