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DON'T WORRY, GILLIGAN.
HOWEVER, AS BLACK GOLD GUSHES INTO THE OKLAHOMA SKY,
HE SEEMS TO HAVE A GREEN THUMB.
I WOULDN'T DO A THING LIKE THAT. THAT'D BE MUTINY.
LOOKS EASY TO ME, MR. HOWELL."
WHERE'D I HIT YOU?
TO GIVE YOU A CHECK FOR $3 MILLION THAT I...
'CAUSE YOU'RE 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN I AM.
I HEAR YOU HAD DINNER WITH THE HOWELLS LAST NIGHT.
WHERE IS THE MAN WHO OWNS THE FABULOUS TEHACHAPUKU OIL AND MINING COMPANY?
I BETTER GO WITH YOU, HUH?
IT'S JUST THAT I'M A LITTLE CHOKED UP.
WELL, WHY THE BIG RUSH?
OH, I AM, MR. HOWELL.
DON'T FORGET, GILLIGAN,
HELLO, SKIPPER.
IT REQUIRES THE UTMOST SILENCE!
JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU WHAT A MAN CAN DO IF HE HAS A LITTLE DRIVE.
I'D PLAY YOUR WIFE.
YES, YOU JUST TRY PUTTING WHILE SOMEONE IS SAYING SOMETHING STUPID, LIKE, UH
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE IN THE OIL BUSINESS?
THEIR DRILL HAD PUNCTURED THE TANK OF AN OIL TRUCK
HEAD DOWN, LEFT ARM STIFF
BUT I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU
THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU, GILLIGAN.
AW, COME ON, GILLIGAN. NO.
Newsman: FURTHER INVESTIGATION BY THE HOWELL CORPORATION
AND I WANT TO GET MARY ANN THE BIGGEST FARM IN KANSAS.
IT ALREADY HAS. I WANT MY 12 MILLION NOW.
I'M AFRAID NOT.
WELL, I GUESS WE BETTER PUT MR. HOWELL'S CHECK IN A SAFE PLACE,
* ABOARD THIS TINY SHIP *
HOW COME YOU BOUGHT THAT PHONY OIL PROPERTY?
THANKS A LOT, SON.
BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY.
HA HA HA HA. I'LL BET.
YOU DON'T?
ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?
THE 11 IN THE FAR POCKET, THE 2 OVER THERE
COMING RIGHT UP, SKIPPER.
HOW PROUD I AM OF YOU.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
HA HA! HA HA!
YOU CAN HAVE ANY KIND OF BOAT YOU WANT.
* NOT A SINGLE LUXURY *
OOH! OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.