Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'CAUSE YOU'RE 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN I AM.
TO GIVE YOU A CHECK FOR $3 MILLION THAT I...
HOWEVER, AS BLACK GOLD GUSHES INTO THE OKLAHOMA SKY,
THE 11 IN THE FAR POCKET, THE 2 OVER THERE
AW, COME ON, GILLIGAN. NO.
HOW COME YOU BOUGHT THAT PHONY OIL PROPERTY?
OOH! OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
IT ALREADY HAS. I WANT MY 12 MILLION NOW.
THEIR DRILL HAD PUNCTURED THE TANK OF AN OIL TRUCK
WELL, WHY THE BIG RUSH?
THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU, GILLIGAN.
BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY.
Newsman: FURTHER INVESTIGATION BY THE HOWELL CORPORATION
JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU WHAT A MAN CAN DO IF HE HAS A LITTLE DRIVE.
DON'T WORRY, GILLIGAN.
BUT I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU
YOU CAN HAVE ANY KIND OF BOAT YOU WANT.
I HEAR YOU HAD DINNER WITH THE HOWELLS LAST NIGHT.
I'M AFRAID NOT.
HA HA HA HA. I'LL BET.
HA HA! HA HA!
LOOKS EASY TO ME, MR. HOWELL."
DON'T FORGET, GILLIGAN,
THANKS A LOT, SON.
* ABOARD THIS TINY SHIP *
HELLO, SKIPPER.
AND I WANT TO GET MARY ANN THE BIGGEST FARM IN KANSAS.
I WOULDN'T DO A THING LIKE THAT. THAT'D BE MUTINY.
YOU DON'T?
COMING RIGHT UP, SKIPPER.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
HOW PROUD I AM OF YOU.
HE SEEMS TO HAVE A GREEN THUMB.
HEAD DOWN, LEFT ARM STIFF
ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?
YES, YOU JUST TRY PUTTING WHILE SOMEONE IS SAYING SOMETHING STUPID, LIKE, UH
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE IN THE OIL BUSINESS?
* NOT A SINGLE LUXURY *
WELL, I GUESS WE BETTER PUT MR. HOWELL'S CHECK IN A SAFE PLACE,
I'D PLAY YOUR WIFE.
I BETTER GO WITH YOU, HUH?
WHERE IS THE MAN WHO OWNS THE FABULOUS TEHACHAPUKU OIL AND MINING COMPANY?
IT'S JUST THAT I'M A LITTLE CHOKED UP.
OH, I AM, MR. HOWELL.
WHERE'D I HIT YOU?
IT REQUIRES THE UTMOST SILENCE!