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NO. NO, WITH $3 MILLION, MY BOY, YOU HAVE GOT TO GET YOURSELF A TAX SHELTER.
YES, BUT YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SOLD IT TO HIM.
* THE FIRST MATE AND HIS SKIPPER, TOO *
THE LION ALWAYS GORGES ITSELF AFTER THE KILL.
I'LL HAVE DINNER READY IN A FEW MINUTES.
HI, SKIPPER.
ALL YOU COULD EAT FOR $12 MILLION.
SKIPPER, I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANYTHING.
YOUR NEXT MOVE
TO BE OUT OF THE OIL BUSINESS, MR. HOWELL?
NO, I THINK I'LL PRACTICE A LITTLE.
WELL, DON'T BLAME ME. I CAN'T HELP IT
COME ON, GILLIGAN, PUTT.
I THINK WE'D BETTER HAVE A LITTLE TALK.
COME OVER HERE.
BELIEVE ME, WE MILLIONAIRES HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER.
OH, GILLIGAN.
IT DEPENDS ON WHICH WAY THE WIND IS BLOWING.
WHICH HAD BEEN BURIED DURING ONE OF THE FREQUENT DUST STORMS IN THAT AREA.
YOU SEE? A WHOLE AFTERNOON WASTED AND FOR WHAT?
APOLOGY? APOLOGY FOR WHAT?
I JUST WANTED TO SAY HELLO.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE SKIPPER TOLD YOU!
HOWEVER, IF GILLIGAN WILL JUST SIGN THIS NOTE.
"S.S. MINNOW."
HAH!
IN OTHER WORDS, GILLIGAN HERE IS THE PROUD OWNER
OH, NO, YOU DON'T. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
HA HA HA!
YOU'RE A VERY REMARKABLE MAN, GILLIGAN.
LET'S SEE. I'LL DO IT BANKING OFF...OFF THE...
* THEY'LL HAVE TO MAKE THE BEST OF THINGS *
$6 MILLION IF I SINK THIS PUTT.
GILLIGAN!
YEAH.
FIX YOU ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE FOR BREAKFAST.
START EXPLAINING.
MR. HOWELL'S SAVING ME FROM GETTING STUCK WITH $3 MILLION.
OF COURSE NOT. SIT DOWN.
PASS ME THOSE MANGO PRESERVES
AND THE 7 IN THE POCKET RIGHT HERE.
SIT DOWN RIGHT NEXT TO ME.
WILL YOU STOP WATCHING THE CLOCK AND PUTT?
13 AND 10 IN THIS POCKET, THE 2 IN THE SIDE POCKET
THE LATEST NEWS OUT OF DUSTBOWL, OKLAHOMA.
I THOUGHT I'D JUST PUT IT IN MY WALLET.
HMM?