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WILL YOU STOP WATCHING THE CLOCK AND PUTT?
* THE FIRST MATE AND HIS SKIPPER, TOO *
NO. NO, WITH $3 MILLION, MY BOY, YOU HAVE GOT TO GET YOURSELF A TAX SHELTER.
HAH!
LET'S SEE. I'LL DO IT BANKING OFF...OFF THE...
BELIEVE ME, WE MILLIONAIRES HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER.
OH, GILLIGAN.
THE LATEST NEWS OUT OF DUSTBOWL, OKLAHOMA.
WHICH HAD BEEN BURIED DURING ONE OF THE FREQUENT DUST STORMS IN THAT AREA.
HA HA HA!
I'LL HAVE DINNER READY IN A FEW MINUTES.
I JUST WANTED TO SAY HELLO.
YOUR NEXT MOVE
YOU'RE A VERY REMARKABLE MAN, GILLIGAN.
YEAH.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE SKIPPER TOLD YOU!
SKIPPER, I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANYTHING.
YOU SEE? A WHOLE AFTERNOON WASTED AND FOR WHAT?
HOWEVER, IF GILLIGAN WILL JUST SIGN THIS NOTE.
HMM?
COME ON, GILLIGAN, PUTT.
OF COURSE NOT. SIT DOWN.
NO, I THINK I'LL PRACTICE A LITTLE.
MR. HOWELL'S SAVING ME FROM GETTING STUCK WITH $3 MILLION.
HI, SKIPPER.
START EXPLAINING.
13 AND 10 IN THIS POCKET, THE 2 IN THE SIDE POCKET
COME OVER HERE.
AND THE 7 IN THE POCKET RIGHT HERE.
* THEY'LL HAVE TO MAKE THE BEST OF THINGS *
TO BE OUT OF THE OIL BUSINESS, MR. HOWELL?
SIT DOWN RIGHT NEXT TO ME.
FIX YOU ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE FOR BREAKFAST.
PASS ME THOSE MANGO PRESERVES
I THOUGHT I'D JUST PUT IT IN MY WALLET.
THE LION ALWAYS GORGES ITSELF AFTER THE KILL.
GILLIGAN!
$6 MILLION IF I SINK THIS PUTT.
IT DEPENDS ON WHICH WAY THE WIND IS BLOWING.
APOLOGY? APOLOGY FOR WHAT?
WELL, DON'T BLAME ME. I CAN'T HELP IT
ALL YOU COULD EAT FOR $12 MILLION.
"S.S. MINNOW."
YES, BUT YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SOLD IT TO HIM.
I THINK WE'D BETTER HAVE A LITTLE TALK.
OH, NO, YOU DON'T. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
IN OTHER WORDS, GILLIGAN HERE IS THE PROUD OWNER