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FOR THE OWNER OF THIS DESOLATE WASTELAND.

I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO TOUGH ABOUT IT, THOUGH.

OH, GILLIGAN. I DON'T WANT YOU TO SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON ME.

HI, MR. HOWELL.

NO, NO, NO. IT'S MY OIL COMPANY.

A HUGE OIL STRIKE HAS BEEN REPORTED

THE GAME'S OVER, MR. HOWELL.

WELL, THE NOTE SAYS PAYABLE ON DEMAND, AND I DEMAND PAYMENT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

NOW FOR THE BIG NEWS ON WALL STREET TODAY.

FROM GREASE MONKEY TO PRESIDENT OF AN OIL COMPANY.

AND EVEN GAVE ME THIS CLUB TO USE.

WE DON'T HAVE A LOCK.

I CAN'T TELL. IT'S KIND OF A SURPRISE.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOU WERE IN SUCH BAD SHAPE?

YOU WON. DON'T YOU REALIZE

I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

WE'LL BE OUT HERE ALL NIGHT.

* IT'S PRIMITIVE AS CAN BE *

WELL, THEN YOU JUST TRY IT. JUST GO AHEAD, TRY, TRY.

NUMBER 2: MARY ANN NEVER OFFERED

AND WHAT'S MORE

A BOAT. A BOAT!

AH, GOOD MORNING, GILLIGAN.

YES. THERE'S A MUCH LONGER FORM.

THAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO YOU?

WHAT KIND OF NOTE?

GINGER NEVER OFFERED TO FIX YOU LUNCH BEFORE, RIGHT?

IF THE KID SQUANDERED HIS FORTUNE ON BAD INVESTMENTS.

YEAH, I'M PRESIDENT OF THE TEHACHAPUKU OIL AND MINING CORPORATION.

BESIDES, I WASN'T TALKING WHILE YOU WERE PUTTING, MY BOY.

ALRIGHT, WELL, THAT'S 2 LUCKY BREAKS.

GILLIGAN, HURRY UP WITH THAT COFFEE.

RIGHT. AND WHAT ABOUT NUMBER 4?