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KEEP THE PEN.
GILLIGAN, HURRY UP WITH THAT COFFEE.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOU WERE IN SUCH BAD SHAPE?
IF THE KID SQUANDERED HIS FORTUNE ON BAD INVESTMENTS.
UM...
AH, GOOD MORNING, GILLIGAN.
WELL, THE NOTE SAYS PAYABLE ON DEMAND, AND I DEMAND PAYMENT.
NUMBER 2: MARY ANN NEVER OFFERED
GINGER NEVER OFFERED TO FIX YOU LUNCH BEFORE, RIGHT?
NO, NO, NO. IT'S MY OIL COMPANY.
ALRIGHT, WELL, THAT'S 2 LUCKY BREAKS.
* IT'S PRIMITIVE AS CAN BE *
OKAY.
[THUMP]
AND WHAT'S MORE
BESIDES, I WASN'T TALKING WHILE YOU WERE PUTTING, MY BOY.
WE DON'T HAVE A LOCK.
AND EVEN GAVE ME THIS CLUB TO USE.
YES. THERE'S A MUCH LONGER FORM.
OH, GILLIGAN. I DON'T WANT YOU TO SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON ME.
THAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO YOU?
GILLIGAN?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WE'LL BE OUT HERE ALL NIGHT.
RIGHT. AND WHAT ABOUT NUMBER 4?
I CAN'T TELL. IT'S KIND OF A SURPRISE.
A HUGE OIL STRIKE HAS BEEN REPORTED
WELL, THEN YOU JUST TRY IT. JUST GO AHEAD, TRY, TRY.
I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
THE GAME'S OVER, MR. HOWELL.
WHAT KIND OF NOTE?
YOU WON. DON'T YOU REALIZE
I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO TOUGH ABOUT IT, THOUGH.
YEAH, I'M PRESIDENT OF THE TEHACHAPUKU OIL AND MINING CORPORATION.
FOR THE OWNER OF THIS DESOLATE WASTELAND.
HI, MR. HOWELL.
A BOAT. A BOAT!
FROM GREASE MONKEY TO PRESIDENT OF AN OIL COMPANY.
RIGHT, UH...
NOW FOR THE BIG NEWS ON WALL STREET TODAY.