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RIGHT. AND WHAT ABOUT NUMBER 4?

NO, NO, NO. IT'S MY OIL COMPANY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

GINGER NEVER OFFERED TO FIX YOU LUNCH BEFORE, RIGHT?

AND EVEN GAVE ME THIS CLUB TO USE.

AH, GOOD MORNING, GILLIGAN.

YOU WON. DON'T YOU REALIZE

* IT'S PRIMITIVE AS CAN BE *

GILLIGAN, HURRY UP WITH THAT COFFEE.

WE'LL BE OUT HERE ALL NIGHT.

FOR THE OWNER OF THIS DESOLATE WASTELAND.

THE GAME'S OVER, MR. HOWELL.

HI, MR. HOWELL.

A HUGE OIL STRIKE HAS BEEN REPORTED

A BOAT. A BOAT!

WE DON'T HAVE A LOCK.

FROM GREASE MONKEY TO PRESIDENT OF AN OIL COMPANY.

AND WHAT'S MORE

YEAH, I'M PRESIDENT OF THE TEHACHAPUKU OIL AND MINING CORPORATION.

I CAN'T TELL. IT'S KIND OF A SURPRISE.

ALRIGHT, WELL, THAT'S 2 LUCKY BREAKS.

YES. THERE'S A MUCH LONGER FORM.

WHAT KIND OF NOTE?

WELL, THE NOTE SAYS PAYABLE ON DEMAND, AND I DEMAND PAYMENT.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOU WERE IN SUCH BAD SHAPE?

IF THE KID SQUANDERED HIS FORTUNE ON BAD INVESTMENTS.

I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO TOUGH ABOUT IT, THOUGH.

NUMBER 2: MARY ANN NEVER OFFERED

BESIDES, I WASN'T TALKING WHILE YOU WERE PUTTING, MY BOY.

OH, GILLIGAN. I DON'T WANT YOU TO SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON ME.

THAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO YOU?

NOW FOR THE BIG NEWS ON WALL STREET TODAY.

I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

WELL, THEN YOU JUST TRY IT. JUST GO AHEAD, TRY, TRY.