Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IT'S NOT THE GIFT THAT COUNTS, IT'S THE THOUGHT.

HE CAN DO PRETTY GOOD IF HE KNOWS HOW TO PUTT, TOO.

HE GAVE ME AN OIL COMPANY.

BUT YOUR BREAKFAST IS GETTING STONE COLD.

AND TALL... AND HANDSOME.

IT'S NO TROUBLE. THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR...

WELL, GOOD FOR HIM.

I'LL LIGHT THE HOLE. COME ON, PUTT.

I JUST TOOK A LITTLE TIME OUT TO PRACTICE MY DRIVING.

"I OWE YOU $12 MILLION PAYABLE ON DEMAND."

THAT SHIP COULD BE COMING BY ANY MINUTE.

NOW, WERE YOU TO HAVE A POOL TABLE

IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT THE GAME IS.

WHAT'S OUR NEXT MOVE?

WE HEARD THIS AFTERNOON ON THE RADIO, WASN'T IT?

THURSTON, WHEN ARE YOU MEN GOING TO EAT?

YES, SIR. AND THAT'S AN ORDER.

HOW CAN YOU EAT A THING AFTER WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO POOR GILLIGAN?

ARE YOU BOTH COMFORTABLE IN THAT CHAIR?

WHY DO YOU WANT AN OIL COMPANY?

I THINK IT'S ABSOLUTELY THRILLING

* IT'S AN UPHILL CLIMB *

ANYBODY HOME, GILLIGAN?

I GOT $3 MILLION FOR IT.

I KNOW HOW BUSY YOU ARE WITH YOUR OIL WELLS AND EVERYTHING

I DON'T WANT THOSE OTHER VULTURES COMING IN HERE

HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN GAMBLING?

I MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN PLACING A BET WITH YOU.

I MUST SAY, THE JOKE IS ON ME.

AND THE 11 THE HARD WAY IN THERE.

I DON'T KNOW, SKIPPER.

YOUNG MAN, I THINK YOUR LUCK IS RUNNING OUT.

IN, UH, DUSTBOWL, OKLAHOMA.

THIS OYSTER SHELL PUTTER JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.

IS THE CAPTAIN IN?

SKIPPER,GILLIGAN. SKIPPER.

WHAT GOOD IS MONEY IF YOU CAN'T DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOUR FRIENDS?

ALRIGHT, NOW THIS ONE. DOUBLE OR NOTHING.

EXCUSE ME. WATCH THE FIRE. IT'S HOT.

SKIPPER? WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL ME DAD?

YEP, JUST LIKE I DREAMED.

WELL, IF YOU'D LIKE TO PRACTICE YOUR DRIVING, GILLIGAN

WELL, DON'T LET ANYBODY IN THIS HUT, UNDERSTAND?