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"HELLO, MR. HOWELL. SORRY, MR. HOWELL.
ALRIGHT, GILLIGAN.
IN THE HOWELL HOLDINGS IN DUSTBOWL, OKLAHOMA.
MRS. HOWELL AND I LAUGHED ALL AFTERNOON.
BUT I CAN'T SEE THE HOLE.
REAL FRIENDS DON'T CARE.
THE 9 AND 14 UP HERE, RESPECTIVELY
EH, GILLIGAN?
BUT I DON'T KNOW IF WEARS ONE.
YOU'LL BE THERE, TOO?
THEY'RE FULL OF VITAMINS, DARLING.
* A 3-HOUR TOUR *
IT'S MADE OUT-- BUT FIRST OF ALL
OH, BUT OF COURSE, IF YOU'VE ALREADY GOTTEN IT,
AND ANOTHER THING, GILLIGAN--
FOR A MAN OF YOUR, RATHER, SHALL WE SAY..
TEHACHAPUKU OIL AND MINING STOCK IS WORTHLESS.
OH, GOODNESS. IT'S TIME FOR THE 12:00 STOCK MARKET REPORT.
THE 3 UP THERE
* OF THIS UNCHARTED DESERT ISLE *
UH-HUH.
MEANWHILE, THE SEARCH CONTINUES
THIS IS THE THIRD NIGHT IN A ROW I'VE HAD THAT DREAM.
OH, GILLIGAN, WOULD YOU TAKE A CHAIR, PLEASE?
YES, I'VE ALREADY DONE THAT.
WASN'T WORTH A CENT
I GUESS I DIDN'T DO SUCH A SMART THING, HUH?
MR. HOWELL JUST OWES IT TO ME.
HAS THIS THING ON HIS SHOULDER.
NO. OH!
WHO'D RUN OUT ON A $12 MILLION BET?
HERE, WATCH MY PRACTICE SWING
I'LL SAY.
WHAT?
A SCIENCE LABORATORY?
AND WHAT'S MY BOY DOING THERE?
* NO PHONES, NO LIGHTS *
WELL, SOMETIMES IT'S NORTH, AND SOMETIMES IT'S SOUTH.
WELL, YOU WOULD BE IF YOU LOOKED LIKE ROCK HUDSON.
WELL, I BETTER GET BACK TO WORK.
DOUBLE OR NOTHING.
* TO MAKE THE OTHERS COMFORTABLE *
I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME DAD, AND THAT'S AN ORDER!
WHY DON'T WE SETTLE UP BEFORE WE START ANOTHER GAME.
WE'RE DELIGHTED TO HAVE YOU.
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