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Squeeze and hold.
But before I knew it, you quit 'cause you "won Powerball."
Canadian queen of country pop, Shania Twain, dude!
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) - Yes?
(SIGHS)
- And be cool. - Yeah, let's stretch you out.
- Hey. - Ilana, it's me.
No, I... I accidentally sent a package to the front desk.
Can we stop?
and then it would be true or something, I don't know.
- Hi. - You have no idea how many times
Oh, I'm not a doctor.
No, I wouldn't recommend steroids for you yet.
Wait, stop. Listen...
I'm such a Chandler.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Sorry, I'm training for my new job as a bitch waitress,
All right! Rock star.
Yeah.
Wheel me off.
You need to chill!
Well, it's cut in half, so it's a lunch potato and a dinner potato.
- You feel it? - I feel it.
Hey, um...
I'm going back in.
No, no, I said man.
Hm.
Okay, we're just warming up your wrist, Shania. You got this, all right?
You're single Abbi, and that's cool.
Yeah, totally.
Oh. Okay, cool, thanks, Doctor.
Anyway, I would go to Soulstice, but I can't.