Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

it goes without saying

I'm gonna be a star!

I was supposed to marry Jason Sorensen at recess,

Now, it goes without saying

I don't want to get back together with Penny.

For the record, I do have genitals. They're functional and aesthetically pleasing

If it's good enough for Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo,

to have intimate relations with a horse.

(clears throat)

but I can't deal with the fact

there are only two genders

You're dating my sister,

emerge from your bedroom.

Hall & Oates, Katrina and the Waves

as your friend, you might like to know that, um...

In order to function better as a fighting unit,

because I have an agenda-- paintball.

That's punishable by...

with a woman you used to love

be just one of those memories you have

and the worms crawl out of the rectum for air.

When my parents ask me to deactivate social media till my exams

Oh, you did, didn't you?