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to have intimate relations with a horse.

For the record, I do have genitals. They're functional and aesthetically pleasing

If it's good enough for Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo,

Oh, you did, didn't you?

as your friend, you might like to know that, um...

and the worms crawl out of the rectum for air.

Now, it goes without saying

You're dating my sister,

it goes without saying

I was supposed to marry Jason Sorensen at recess,

I'm gonna be a star!

When my parents ask me to deactivate social media till my exams

there are only two genders

emerge from your bedroom.

be just one of those memories you have

Hall & Oates, Katrina and the Waves

I don't want to get back together with Penny.

with a woman you used to love

(clears throat)

because I have an agenda-- paintball.

but I can't deal with the fact

In order to function better as a fighting unit,

That's punishable by...