Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(clears throat)

In order to function better as a fighting unit,

it goes without saying

For the record, I do have genitals. They're functional and aesthetically pleasing

I was supposed to marry Jason Sorensen at recess,

Oh, you did, didn't you?

If it's good enough for Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo,

and the worms crawl out of the rectum for air.

emerge from your bedroom.

to have intimate relations with a horse.

Now, it goes without saying

there are only two genders

When my parents ask me to deactivate social media till my exams

I'm gonna be a star!

be just one of those memories you have

as your friend, you might like to know that, um...

with a woman you used to love

I don't want to get back together with Penny.

You're dating my sister,

but I can't deal with the fact

because I have an agenda-- paintball.

Hall & Oates, Katrina and the Waves

That's punishable by...